signs you are a cop

[serpicostraight]

P1 Humor Corner: 25 signs that you're a cop any of these true?

 

[phylodog]

The only one I would strongly disagree with is #1. I have a bladder the size of a walnut.

 

[Bunnykid68]

I loved 14 and 16

 

[serpicostraight]

good thing 7-11 is open all night.

 

[Que]

OP, I edited your thread title, but if you want it changed back just let me know.

 

[sepe]

#3 is very generous. I'd say it is more than 50% of people are a waste of air.

 

[Fenway]

The only one I would strongly disagree with is #1. I have a bladder the size of a walnut.

 

[buford t justice]

I'm no cop but I like NO.9

 

[hopper68]

3, 6, 7, & 9. I've only had family that were LEOs so only slightly infected.

 

[Kutnupe14]

"signs your are a cop"?

...more properly titled: "Signs That Your English Teacher Failed You."

(Kut goosesteps off to the library)

 

[buford t justice]

"signs your are a cop"?

...more properly titled: "Signs That Your English Teacher Failed You."

(Kut goosesteps off to the library)

Hey lay off the OP,he is probably like me.
The only English training I had was School House Rock,and they lost me at conjunction junction.

 

[Kutnupe14]

Hey lay off the OP,he is probably like me.
The only English training I had was School House Rock,and they lost me at conjunction junction.

Lol, trust me, he'll have plenty of instances to get me back!

 

[bluewraith]

26. You started the fire academy, but dropped out because it was too hot.

purple implied... maybe.

 

[tgallmey]

Not an LEO but I feel atleast half of those apply to me. Maybe I should become an LEO

 

[lrahm]

I'm guilty. There are maybe 5 that doesn't fit me and I'm not telling. There are some that hits the nail on the head.

 

[fullmetaljesus]

#3 is very generous. I'd say it is more than 50% of people are a waste of air.

I think its closer to 78.4%

 

[lrahm]

26. Mustache

 

[indytechnerd]

20.) You walk into places and people think it’s high comedy to grab their buddy and shout, “They’ve come to get you, Bill.”
22.) People shout, “I didn’t do it!” when you walk into a room and think they’re being hugely funny and original.

My opinion on this is that you should be able to respond with something like (#20) "No, sir, we've actually come to talk to you." or (#22) "That's for the judge to decide, buddy." as you stand the guy up, cuff him, and walk him out side.

Then, when you're outside, you can un-cuff him (or not).

Probably only have to pull that routine once and he won't be such a smartass any more.

 

[DadOfFour]

They forgot:
26) Parents point at you and tell their kids, "If you don't start behaving I'm going to have him take you to jail."

 

[Denny347]

They are all true. I've spent many a minute talking about food over a dead body.