Good way to shoot each other up.
What is this, amateur night? (This is a movie quote)
I like the sprinkler idea
Crops? There is no growth in post war situations. Don't you watch the movies like Terminator and Mad Max? There is no new growth and everybody eats dog food out of cans.I would, if it was in the desert and there weren't any trees around. At least with pipe bombs you wouldn't cause a forest fire or level your whole property, crops, home, etc....
I wouldn't suggest fighting with a tomahawk, unless you really are a badass.
Ahhh...
It is always pretty easy to distinguish between cherries and snakes...
Besides, anyone that would attack a group of people in their country residence knowing they have firearms would have cased the place real well first anyway...