Should the State Trooper stole wallet" thread be closed?

[stephen87]

Everything the ambulance driver said!

 

[kawtech87]

I saw shady people selling fireworks on the street, and legit people selling these. Almost bought my kids each one...

What is it?

It looks like a cigarette butt and a crack pipe...

 

[UnionPmedic]

Saying anything against all knowing, all seeing, his highness Money Clip will cause you infidels to burn in hell!

Money clip is superior to your silly idols!

The Great Wallet saw that post and His wrath has been awakened,

My false idle....Change Purse....trumps money clip. 1st it is a female efigy and 2nd cause I say so......................

All this religion talk....REPORTED!

WHOA WHOA WHOA! We can't let them know that Walletism is a religion. No religious talks on the forum.

My Lord of Purses is far superior to your false wallet prophet.

There is only one true idol!

 

[stephen87]

Oooooh! The Golden Moo.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Don't be shy.

Start a whiney thread in the Forum Support / Suggestions section
and admonish the mods and INGO in general about the
clear double standard they choose of purses over wallets.
Don't forget to mention this is clearly a conservative purse form where wallets are continually made to feel unwelcome.

Which mods carry purses instead of wallets?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Ok, in response to the overwhelming support to close it and only 23% of INGO supporting that thread I will be creating a petition with whitehouse.gov. I'll post the link when it's active.

 

[Benny]

I need to start a thread with a poll asking if there should be more threads with polls talking about the state trooper stole a wallet thread.

 

[Benny]

That sentences made sense in my head, I promise.

 

[stephen87]

Made sense to me.

 

[churchmouse]

That sentences made sense in my head, I promise.

I totally understood.

 

[Stschil]

I need to start a thread with a poll asking if there should be more threads with polls talking about the state trooper stole a wallet thread.

Don't forget to add a poll, or maybe someone should start a thread with a pole.

 

[shibumiseeker]

That sentences made sense in my head, I promise.

It was only one sentence. This is two sentences.

 

[Harleyrider_50]

Cain't b'lieve this things got........2245 posts......as of this read.....

 

[Benny]

It was only one sentence. This is two sentences.

Just dropped back by to see my error, but luckily you had already corrected it before I could.

Ass.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Cain't b'lieve this things got........2245 posts......as of this read.....

Huh? Mine shows in the 70's...

 

[churchmouse]

I am #76..........Must be the new math

 

[Tactical Dave]

Don't eat a medium sized Tupperware container full of strawberries all at once...... Trust me on this...... DO NOT ATTEMPT!

 

[Tactical Dave]

POST NUMBER 5,000

 

[shibumiseeker]

Don't eat a medium sized Tupperware container full of strawberries all at once...... Trust me on this...... DO NOT ATTEMPT!

I have similar food advice:

1. An entire box of Grape Nuts should not be eaten in one sitting. Those things just keep expanding. I looked pregnant and thought I was going to have to go to the hospital.

2. A large box of Pop-Tarts should not be eaten in one sitting. I could trace it's progress through my system for the next two days and when it came out, well the term "**** a brick" had new meaning for me.

3. A 1 quart can of Pork and Beans should not be eaten in one sitting. The next day you sit on the toilet and go and go and go. For a good 15 minutes continuously. Then you think you are done so you stand up and realize you aren't done so you sit back down. Twice more. Half an hour total time on the pot almost continuously taking a dump.

 

[churchmouse]

I have similar food advice:

1. An entire box of Grape Nuts should not be eaten in one sitting. Those things just keep expanding. I looked pregnant and thought I was going to have to go to the hospital.

2. A large box of Pop-Tarts should not be eaten in one sitting. I could trace it's progress through my system for the next two days and when it came out, well the term "**** a brick" had new meaning for me.

3. A 1 quart can of Pork and Beans should not be eaten in one sitting. The next day you sit on the toilet and go and go and go. For a good 15 minutes continuously. Then you think you are done so you stand up and realize you aren't done so you sit back down. Twice more. Half an hour total time on the pot almost continuously taking a dump.

I wish to thank you not only for myself but the others in the thread for sharing this with us. I will now have that video in my head most of the night.....

Gives new meaning to the phrase often uttered after excessive intake such as you describe....."Man that's going to make an interesting turd"