...and for that matter couldn't the tin foil hat I am wearing also be an antennae???
Indeed! That's the beauty of misdirection. Big Brother has fooled people into thinking that they can read or implant thoughts using sophisticated devices known only to them. But in reality they need your help to make that work. So they let out the false story that they could do this and people reacted by starting to wear tin foil on their heads to protect against it.
But in reality that is EXACTLY what they needed to happen.
It's BRILLIANTLY DEVIOUS!
The only sure-fire way to avoid having your brain controlled by the government is to have your brain surgically removed from your head and locked up in a lead-lined box. It's safe there.
Hey, Sen. Feinstein, Pres. Obama, VP Biden and many others have done this already. You can see that they are not being controlled. So it must be working, right?