Random Ponderings

[Mij]

This is …Random Ponderings, so!

Is the 1911 A-1 really better than a Glock?

YES!

I’ve got to let it soak for a bit before I draw a conclusion. I know what I think, but it is a random thought.

 

[smokingman]

I think instead of saying happy birthday from now on I will say "Wow, you look good for having another 584 million miles on you"(earths orbit around the sun...roughly).

 

[Bugzilla]

Americans take pride in keeping Old Glory from touching the ground.
LGBTQRXYZ paints their flag in the cross walk so not only cars can drive on it, but everyone is walking on it too!

 

[littletommy]

I’ve always thought Rod Serling would have been a cool guy to sit down and talk to.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I’ve always thought Rod Serling would have been a cool guy to sit down and talk to.

Imagine a world... where you could sit down and talk with Rod Serling...

 

[smokingman]

Imagine a world... where you could sit down and talk with Rod Serling...

Rod Serling (Twilight Zone creator) TTS Computer AI Voice

Type your text and hear it in the voice of Rod Serling (Twilight Zone creator) by zombie.

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[gpasp101]

Why is it that a cup of sugar will dissolve with 2 quarts of tap water and a package of kool aid but two teaspoons of sugar won’t dissolve in a glass of iced tea

 

[Creedmoor]

I just heard that nipple rings taste just like car keys. Now I'm curious.

The ones down lower taste like, well you know.
I'll ask her what my Prince Albert tastes like tonight when she gets home.

 

[JCSR]

The ones down lower taste like, well you know.
I'll ask her what my Prince Albert tastes like tonight when she gets home.

 

[Creedmoor]

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Hahaha, one of my brothers has one.
I was dumb enough to ask him how it was done.
He said they have a one size tool they push up your urethra..... I stopped him right there, their... whatever... F that

 

[JCSR]

When the wife sends me to the store to get cucumbers, I grab Vaseline as well.

Can't have people think I'm vegan.

 

[deo62]

When the wife sends me to the store to get cucumbers, I grab Vaseline as well.

Can't have people think I'm vegan.

That’s thinking with your dipstick jimmy!

 

[actaeon277]

 

[DoggyDaddy]

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[actaeon277]

 

[gpasp101]

what’s the deal with semi-boneless ham?

 

[deo62]

Or recycled leather?