Kirk Freeman
Grandmaster
WAIT! There is a sportsman warehouse around here? WHERE?
Sportman's Warehouse was where the Gander Mountain is in Lafayette.
I think it was open for 2.5 years, IIRC. When the Canadians bought SW they closed the Lafayette, Indiana store as they have two stomachs and eat round bacon.
(Scientific evidence as to Canadians: http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2009/05/useh.html)