Politically motivated violence thread

[actaeon277]

Haven't you guys heard of the silly injuries soccer players claim?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3HebsWpZ1Q

 

[jamil]

OK....all these reports are getting confusing.

That's what I'm sayin'! People reportin' people for reportin' stuff. It's like a circle of confusing...confusion. I'd report it but I'm not sure if gravity would still work right if I did. I mean. If I got a few pounds lighter, I'd be okay with that. But if I got heavier my wife wouldn't let me have ice cream.

 

[rhino]

Haven't you guys heard of the silly injuries soccer players claim?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3HebsWpZ1Q

Nope. I also don't know about jai alai, luge, or badminton injuries.

 

[actaeon277]

Nope. I also don't know about jai alai, luge, or badminton injuries.

Well, did you watch any of the video? It's "entertaining".

 

[rhino]

Well, did you watch any of the video? It's "entertaining".

I'm allergic to soccer.

 

[jamil]

Haven't you guys heard of the silly injuries soccer players claim?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3HebsWpZ1Q

I would say soccer is ghey, but then in my next life when I apply for Harvard, I'll initially be accepted, then some insane activist reporter who doesn't like me will lobby Harvard to cancel me. And then Harvard will wait until I've rejected scholarships to other universities so that I could accept theirs, then tell me they canceled me. So I'm totally NOT saying soccer is ghey.

 

[actaeon277]

I'm allergic to soccer.

Well, then you're safe. The video is of "injuries".

 

[KG1]

What the hell is that all about??!!

He’s cryogenically freezing his ass to be reanimated in the future.

 

[Phase2]

He’s cryogenically freezing his ass to be reanimated in the future.

So, he's selected the part of his body to be part of the next Frankenstein remake?

 

[Mongo59]

It ranks up there with "tiddlywink trauma". Medical facilities are starting to specialize in it. They have their own Radiologists, Physical Therapist, Hand Specialists and lawyers...

 

[KLB]

OK....all these reports are getting confusing.

REPORTED!

Bully

 

[drillsgt]

Haven't you guys heard of the silly injuries soccer players claim?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3HebsWpZ1Q

That was something else, maybe they could do one with some of our basketball players.

 

[KLB]

At least basketball cracked down on it

 

[T.Lex]

Some of those were back in the day before it was a yellow card for deception (and VAR to confirm).

Like any pro sport, sometimes players gotta sell the foul.

And yeah, that spray comes straight from Snape's potion lab. Magically cures any malady on the soccer pitch.

 

[Timjoebillybob]

What the hell is that all about??!!

Think supercharged "ice pack".

Just blowing smoke up his ass.

But seriously, they call it a "magic spray" for injuries/muscles. Just dry ice and water.

They're also misusing it. It's pretty damaging used directly on the skin.

It will kill pain and stop swelling very fast, though.

Yep.

I can safely say that I've never been in a situation where anyone's ass hurt and the remedy was spraying it with a cold thing that was apparently available specifically for that purpose.

Back when I was in H.S. there was one time I could have used it, if it was around back then. Playing "touch" football in gym, I was going after a runner with the ball and got blindside blocked by a kid close to twice my size. I went about 2 ft up in the air and came down flat on my ass, luckily not tailbone. My cheeks hurt for a solid week after that. Of course being a guy I "shrugged" it off and tried to act like it was nothing.

 

[rhino]

Think supercharged "ice pack".



Yep.



Back when I was in H.S. there was one time I could have used it, if it was around back then. Playing "touch" football in gym, I was going after a runner with the ball and got blindside blocked by a kid close to twice my size. I went about 2 ft up in the air and came down flat on my ass, luckily not tailbone. My cheeks hurt for a solid week after that. Of course being a guy I "shrugged" it off and tried to act like it was nothing.

High school pain was defined by Cramer Red Hot liquid surreptitiously applied to the victim's jockstrap. Or so I heard, because I clearly never ever participated in such shenanigans.

 

[amboy49]

High school pain was defined by Cramer Red Hot liquid surreptitiously applied to the victim's jockstrap. Or so I heard, because I clearly never ever participated in such shenanigans.

Entering the locker room for the first time in my freshman year of high school I was subjected by upper classmen to this type of indignity. Today a simple complaint to the administration would have gotten the lads in trouble for bullying. In my day, you sucked it up. If you complained you got worse ! Rhino, I submit you were most likely leading the charge. Me thinks you protest too much.

 

[Cameramonkey]

[video=youtube;f3HebsWpZ1Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3HebsWpZ1Q[/video]

Not as awesome as this:

[video=youtube;8F9jXYOH2c0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0[/video]

 

[jamil]

REPORTED!

Bully

To whom did you report it?

 

[jamil]

Some of those were back in the day before it was a yellow card for deception (and VAR to confirm).

Like any pro sport, sometimes players gotta sell the foul.

And yeah, that spray comes straight from Snape's potion lab. Magically cures any malady on the soccer pitch.

Yellow cards may be the gheyest thing in soccer.