Just a guess, but I think you care because of the majesty of all things English.
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OMG! OMG! OMG!
Kate Middleton is having her baby!
OMG!
Seriously? Why do people, no, Americans, even care about this so much?
Who is Kate Middleton?
You don't have to care about Kate and her baby, but nothing is as irrelevant as Kim, Kanye, and Honey Boo Boo.The entire "royal" family can KMA.
I find the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo to be just as relevant in its contribution to society.
You don't have to care about Kate and her baby, but nothing is as irrelevant as Kim, Kanye, and Honey Boo Boo.
Unless I'm the baby's daddy, I really don't give a flying poo.
It is really pathetic, though, that more Americans care about this garbage than what happened today in both the US and the world. For all I know, troops could have died but that isn't important because OMG Kate Middleton had a baby!!!