Oh my. guy shoots his own p#&!$ reholstering.

[lovemachine]

Until you shoot yourself in the johnson.

That's a high price to be cool if you ask me. Be safe, not cool.

To be cool?

I don't carry a gun to be cool. I carry a gun because it's a tool to protect myself and my family.

I don't carry Appendix to be cool. I carry appendix because I can draw faster. Because I can access my gun with either hand. Because I can better protect my gun in this position against the bad guy.

I carry appendix in a proper quality expensive holster. I train with my gun. I have trained to carry my gun appendix.

I have no worries on shooting my Johnson.

 

[Shiver]

To be cool?

I don't carry a gun to be cool. I carry a gun because it's a tool to protect myself and my family.

I don't carry Appendix to be cool. I carry appendix because I can draw faster. Because I can access my gun with either hand. Because I can better protect my gun in this position against the bad guy.

I carry appendix in a proper quality expensive holster. I train with my gun. I have trained to carry my gun appendix.

I have no worries on shooting my Johnson.

Don't get hard Dick, he's just playing with you.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

There no humor on the Interwebz!

I will start a new Cargo Cult. It is now cool to be clean-shaven, wear a white shirt and tie, shoes that take a shine AND wear the pistol on your belt at 4 so we don't shoot ourselves in the pecker.

 

[brotherbill3]

Mr. Ho Lin Wang could not be reached for comment

I was thining Maxwell Smart, Agent for CONTROL.

 

[AndersonIN]

Is this a FELONY?.................I know it's not a mis'd-a-wiener

 

[BehindBlueI's]

If its a result of appendix carry, its probably also a result of a massive gut. Think how the gun would have to be angled to go through the penis and out the buttocks, assuming anything like a straight wound path.

 

[Slider]

That’s a dick move. It must have been hard for his friends not to laugh at him. People need to stop dicking around with their weapons and keep them holstered. At least he didn’t go nuts after this pre-dick-ament he was in. His new slogan can be: confident, but not cocky.

 

[Mark 1911]

How do you NOT know you shot yourself in your johnson?

^^^^THIS^^^^

 

[Mark 1911]

Is this a FELONY?.................I know it's not a mis'd-a-wiener

That was good!

 

[Kirk Freeman]

How do you NOT know you shot yourself in your johnson?

Natural urge to go off the planet with the same number of holes at birth?

 

[ModernGunner]

It's called "culling the herd"...

 

[Birds Away]

Ah, apparently Darwin dislikes appendix carry.

 

[MisterChester]

Mr. Ho Lin Wang could not be reached for comment

[video=youtube_share;AmclgO6w0C0]http://youtu.be/AmclgO6w0C0[/video]

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Mr. Ho Lin Wang could not be reached for comment

 

[45fan]

Not noticing the gunshot must be a result of being used to an itching, burning sensation down there on a regular basis. Pretty sure I wouldnt have even told my friends about that sort of mistake.

 

[Mgderf]

First unintentional self-circumcision I've heard about.

Remember boys, girls you don't have to worry about it, if you shoot off your Johnson while re-holstering,

You're doing it wrong!

 

[PRasko]

George carlin said it best.

He who eats the most rocks, does not get to grow up and reproduce.

 

[CathyInBlue]

Loud pipes save lives.

And apparently, tight pants act as a tourniquet.

 

[LCSOSgt11]

I would certainly be more careful with the jewels. I would have thought the pain inflicted would have corrected the genetic defect. Possibly not.

 

[bradmedic04]

If it were me, I wouldn't have holstered a cocked gun. Or cocked a holstered gun as it were.

I must admit, I find myself adickted to reading about such morons.

In closing, penis.