Official Denny thread

[Denny347]

Denny at Christmas:

*hands wife an expertly wrapped gift with a beautiful bow 3 weeks before Christmas

Denny: honey, I got you a present!

wife: (shakes gift) ooooh I can't wait until Christmas!!! (Intently studying the shape size, density, and weight)I hope it's that jewelry I wanted.

Denny: it's totally a red sweater.

You kill me bro

 

[ATM]

You kill me bro

You... you make killin' fun


(it's all I wanna doooo...)






Apologies to Fleetwood Mac

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

It's like telling the punch line on a long joke before it's time. Vitamink wins this thread IMO. Superb!