NWI INGO General Post - Part 8

[bradmedic04]

Pistols without magazines, but can use clips.

Magazines don't exist. They're all called clips.

 

[Redacted]

Magazines don't exist. They're all called clips.

 

[chef larry]

Have any .22 ammo to share?

 

[Redacted]

Have any .22 ammo to share?

Don't own a .22.

 

[KLB]

Don't own a .22.

 

[jedi]

Now for the big important question for the new kid.
Are you north or south of us 30?

 

[Redacted]

Now for the big important question for the new kid.
Are you north or south of us 30?

North.

 

[Redacted]

I'm not saying I've never owned one. I just don't currently have on in my repertoire.

 

[Snapdragon]

<--- .22 virgin

 

[Redacted]

Preakness is about to run for those who might care.

 

[chef larry]

Now for the big important question for the new kid.
Are you north or south of us 30?

Can anyone else hear the music from Jeopardy in the background?

 

[bradmedic04]

North.

Another thug in the house.

 

[bradmedic04]

Can anyone else hear the music from Jeopardy in the background?

Nah, that's just you hallucinating.

 

[Snapdragon]

Another thug in the house.

 

[Redacted]

Another thug in the house.

Let me guess. Cedar-tucky?

 

[Snapdragon]

According to Jedi (?) anyone north of 30 is a thug and anyone south of 30 is a redneck.

 

[chef larry]

I'm not saying I've never owned one. I just don't currently have on in my repertoire.

A thug with fancy words. Jedi's work is cut out with the new guy who speaks Jedi talk. Cousin maybe?

 

[Snapdragon]

A thug with fancy words. Jedi's work is cut out with the new guy who speaks Jedi talk. Cousin maybe?

But Redacted can actually spell them.

 

[Redacted]

According to Jedi (?) anyone north of 30 is a thug and anyone south of 30 is a redneck.

As a person who deals with the general public on a daily basis I can attest to this.

 

[jedi]

North.

YES!!!! Another thug!!!!

Here is the list of "inside jokes/insults/name calling" that we (NWI INGO) typically do among ourselves.

Outside of NWI views.
1) If you live in LAKE County then you are a corrupt, D party voter.

Inside of NWI views.
1) We are not corrupt, we just vote often, our dead relatives vote, we vote a 3rd and 4th time, our relatives from out of state vote, and we vote again. If we loss the election then there was voter fraud and we demand a re-count as Indianapolis is out to get us! They only take our taxes and give us nothing in return.

What we call each other.
"You people" if you live in NORTH of US-30 in Lake County.
Reference here:
https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/carry_..._friendly.html

If you live SOUTH of US-30 in Lake County then you are our fugly 1/2 step brother/sister from a different mama.

Note if you are a Saint John resident you are a snob and no one likes you.

If you are EAST of I-65 you are "fffffffaaaaaarrrrrr" away.

Those who live in Porter county we can't trust since ya try to get our of the regional bus/train funding authority and refuse to fund LAKE county services via a PORTER county tax. You have to pay your fair share of taxes and re-distribute the wealth you know.

La Port, Newton and Jasper counties Indy considers as NWI but we don't.

Welcome 2 da club. Don't forget to Mexican carry your Hi-Point and shoot it gangster style sideways at the shoots to represent da hood.

You will fit right in soon enough.

and here is our voting order.

Voting Order

LAKE COUNTY - North of US 30 = 1 vote
LAKE COUNTY - South of US 30 = 1/2 vote
PORTER COUNTY = 1/4 vote
South of the K-River = 1/8 vote
Elsewhere in NWI = 1/16 vote

Penalties
GLOCK owners = MINUS 1/4 vote
PINK item holder = PLUS 1/4 vote
Kouts residents = MINUS 5 votes
SJ residents = MINUS 10 votes


-Jedi