NWI Ingo General Post - Part 2

[tv1217]

My grandfather is an asst. chief in IL. One time while going to dinner after hunting, my uncles and I were in his truck and he was riding with my aunt. My one uncle goes "watch this, he's gonna call me *does impression of grandpa yelling*"

He turns the light on and the phone rings. It was funny as hell.

 

[gunbunnies]

Turnandshoot, I'd be there if I could afford it.... It was just a bit too much with all the other stuff I already put my name in for... Maybe I'll catch you on the next one, train hard and safe and let us know how it went...

 

[melensdad]

But I keep getting free full service inspections and oil changes with that dealer advertisement plate.

Do you own a screwdriver?

Have you considered that you only take a car in for inspections and oil changes maybe one day every 3 months? So 1 day out of 90 it can wear that FIELDHOUSE license plate and 89 days out of 90 it can wear a FIRE DEPT plate.

Funny how a simple screwdriver can solve your problems.

 

[sadclownwp]

If my department ever does licence plates i'd think about getting one, but till then, I think i'll stick with what is on it.

 

[melensdad]

If my department ever . . .

Spoken like a man who smokes BLONDIES

 

[GhostofWinter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mM4FLzZiX4


I finally got my Blue Lights, I'm so excited.

Some folks are so easily amused....

 

[sadclownwp]

Blondies make you money, cause people like me love them.

 

[GhostofWinter]

Spoken like a man who smokes BLONDIES

And uses fingernail polish.....

 

[gunbunnies]

Ya, the blondies and all the other young ladies seem to use that finger nail polish...

Ghost, you coming out to the Crown Point show saturday ?

 

[sadclownwp]

Facebook

The brunette in that picture loved that Blondie

 

[melensdad]

Blondies make you money, cause people like me love them.

 

[GhostofWinter]

Ya, the blondies and all the other young ladies seem to use that finger nail polish...

Ghost, you coming out to the Crown Point show saturday ?

Nope, got a date with my adopted mom at the duneland relay for life. This is a fundraiser for cancer research my cancer survivors. It run from Saturday morning til Sunday morning with someone from each 'team' on the track at all times the entire duration of the relay. I can't walk due to my ankle, but I intend to be there to support her and her team.

Greg

 

[tv1217]

When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: "**** you, thunder! You can suck my ****! You can't get me thunder 'Cause you're just God's farts!"

 

[lowendgenerator]

When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: "**** you, thunder! You can suck my ****! You can't get me thunder 'Cause you're just God's farts!"

Aaaaand I just woke up the whole house laughing.

 

[Davegrave]

We gotta go down to Kentucky and rescue Napalm.

 

[GhostofWinter]

We gotta go down to Kentucky and rescue Napalm.

Why???

 

[Davegrave]

Why???

I saw him tonight. He's just being repressed down there.

 

[NapalmFTW]

Crap... i hope my sticker is till at the lounge

I need an excuse (legitimate) to get away from the wife on sunday.... she has me on lockdown because apparently I "didn't include" her in my plans today when I was seeing my friends....................................

**** this ****.

 

[Davegrave]

she has me on lockdown because apparently I "didn't include" her in my plans today when I was seeing my friends....................................

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English to American translation "bothered by t-stars boobs"

 

[NapalmFTW]

English to American translation "bothered by t-stars boobs"

Epic....