NWI Ingo General Post part 15

[actaeon277]

Eyes on a phone, or in the wrong direction.

 

[melensdad]

I'm released and just got home. So it was 6 hours of fun times with doctors. Lots of x-rays. Pain pills & muscle relaxers and was told I'll be in pain for several days and tomorrow will be worse.

Still pissed about that spilled coffee. I only had 2 sips out of that cup before it went flying about the interior.

c what u get for trying 2 invade da north.


make sure the doc gives you a rectal exam as well.

He did, just for fun. Mutual fun. We bonded.

Eyes on a phone, or in the wrong direction.

Just not paying attention. But not on the phone.

That darned stealth traffic.

More proof that people suck

Yup.

But at least she immediately took blame for the accident when the officer rolled up on the scene and began shooting all the gangstas in sight and violating the human rights of the witnesses.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

He did, just for fun. Mutual fun. We bonded.

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Next time, have him disengage before the lube dries.

 

[Snapdragon]

 

[mmpsteve]

Had a young girl bump my backside in bumper-to-bumper traffic a few months ago in Highland. Talking on the phone, no harm done, but she wanted to get out and talk about it, in the middle of traffic. I waived her off and told her to get off the damn phone. I doubt she learned anything.
Ps.; don't sign any releases until you're sure your OK

 

[Ballstater98]

Settlement phone call inbound!

 

[Ballstater98]

Next Saturday 10/13/18, I'm saying a M&S might be in order at Winamac (unless a better venue is mentioned). Wife and kid are out of town and I'm taking advantage of the day. Any interest?

Ugh. Weather in IA. My son's last combine ride harvest with grandpa into retirement. I'm out tomorrow for a M&S, it is pushed to next week. THE LIFE OF THE FARMER

 

[Ballstater98]

Frosty this a.m. Better bring in the brass monkeys.

 

[KLB]

We are puppy free now. All eight are off to new homes to guard a variety of animals.

 

[Ericpwp]

The heat went on last night.

 

[chef larry]

The leaves are a falling. How do you put them back in the neighbors yard where they came from?

 

[melensdad]

I'm feeling banged and bruised but generally think I will survive the accident from yesterday without any long term harm.

Doc gave me some pain pills and some muscle relaxers. The muscle relaxers work really well, have not even taken any of the pain pills.

I had so many x-rays yesterday I'm pretty sure I would look like a glow in the dark halloween skeleton.

 

[chef larry]

I'm feeling banged and bruised but generally think I will survive the accident from yesterday without any long term harm.

Doc gave me some pain pills and some muscle relaxers. The muscle relaxers work really well, have not even taken any of the pain pills.

I had so many x-rays yesterday I'm pretty sure I would look like a glow in the dark halloween skeleton.

With all the money you will have paid out are they going to name the X-ray wing after you?

 

[melensdad]

With all the money you will have paid out are they going to name the X-ray wing after you?

More likely after STATE FARM as they are picking up the tab for the medical costs.

 

[actaeon277]

I might have everyone here beat on being irradiated from man made sources.,

 

[melensdad]

I might have everyone here beat on being irradiated from man made sources.,

Larry, better you than me. Having the most X-Rays is not a race I hope to win!

...
Ps.; don't sign any releases until you're sure your OK

Very good advice.

I knew it. But it is something that insurance companies try to pull.

 

[actaeon277]

Larry, better you than me. Having the most X-Rays is not a race I hope to win!

Only a small percentage of mine was x-ray.

Most of mine are gamma ray from naval nuclear reactors.
The Hulk was created by being exposed to too much gamma ray.
I am still awaiting that ability.

 

[melensdad]

...

Most of mine are gamma ray from naval nuclear reactors.
The Hulk was created by being exposed to too much gamma ray.
I am still awaiting that ability.

Maybe if you get bit by a radioactive spider?

Or raccoon?

 

[actaeon277]

I might have had to listen to a lecture, or two, for exceeding the monthly limit.

 

[actaeon277]

Maybe if you get bit by a radioactive spider?

Or raccoon?

Maybe I just haven't gotten angry enough.