2ADMNLOVER
Grandmaster
I used to work construction full time installing all types of flooring , I used to make enough money to be the sole provider for my family .
Between illegals , guberment and the economy now' days full time work is scarce so I had to pick up a part time evening job as a waiter to make ends meet .
I figured that since I'm used to working in people's houses and have never had a problem before a " customer service " restaurant job would be an easy way to make some extra money . Man was I wrong .
So it's 5:45 P.M. and I'm getting ready for the Friday dinner rush that usually starts around 6:00 P.M. and this guy walks in by his self .
I'm thinking that if tonight is anything like last Friday , we're gonna be packed so I'm gonna need this guy to sit at the bar or back by the kitchen .
Well he veto'd that idea and selfishly demanded that he be seated at my best booth right in the middle of the room .
Well the " customer is always right " right , so " yes sir " you can have the best seat in the house even though your one freaking guy .
After bringing him a menu and a glass of water , I told him my name ( conner ) and took a seat across from him ( cause the booth seats 6 and we have many repeat customers who enjoy being treated like family ) and started to suggest a cocktail and the night's specials .
He RUDELY cut me off and informed me that he didn't need to know my name and that his " palate was fickle and didn't appreciate any modern or eclectic cuisine " . So he orders a LARGE chef salad , loaded (cheese , butter and sour cream ) baked potato with a large water .
I could tell that I wasn't gonna get a tip from this cheap bastard even if I washed and waxed his car . I got the feeling that he seemed to hate the fact that I'm a man and was serving him .
After I bring him his food I give him about 5 minutes to get started then I come back to check on him to see if he needs anything else . He already drank his large water so now he wants another and starts complaining that he needs a steak knife to eat his salad , so I go get his water and knife .
Not only was this guy a salad eating pansy he was raised as a farm animal by the size of the mess he made all over the entire booth including the seats and floor beneath .
Then he actually had the nerve to sit there for another 10 minutes picking his teeth and complaining that the food " didn't look exactly like it did in the menu " after getting the bill .
Sure enough , no tip . Apparently he thinks tipping is a town in China .
I wanted to go all " Falling down " on him and shank him in the throat with his straw .
No wonder that guy was alone and will probably die alone thinking he's someone's master .
Between illegals , guberment and the economy now' days full time work is scarce so I had to pick up a part time evening job as a waiter to make ends meet .
I figured that since I'm used to working in people's houses and have never had a problem before a " customer service " restaurant job would be an easy way to make some extra money . Man was I wrong .
So it's 5:45 P.M. and I'm getting ready for the Friday dinner rush that usually starts around 6:00 P.M. and this guy walks in by his self .
I'm thinking that if tonight is anything like last Friday , we're gonna be packed so I'm gonna need this guy to sit at the bar or back by the kitchen .
Well he veto'd that idea and selfishly demanded that he be seated at my best booth right in the middle of the room .
Well the " customer is always right " right , so " yes sir " you can have the best seat in the house even though your one freaking guy .
After bringing him a menu and a glass of water , I told him my name ( conner ) and took a seat across from him ( cause the booth seats 6 and we have many repeat customers who enjoy being treated like family ) and started to suggest a cocktail and the night's specials .
He RUDELY cut me off and informed me that he didn't need to know my name and that his " palate was fickle and didn't appreciate any modern or eclectic cuisine " . So he orders a LARGE chef salad , loaded (cheese , butter and sour cream ) baked potato with a large water .
I could tell that I wasn't gonna get a tip from this cheap bastard even if I washed and waxed his car . I got the feeling that he seemed to hate the fact that I'm a man and was serving him .
After I bring him his food I give him about 5 minutes to get started then I come back to check on him to see if he needs anything else . He already drank his large water so now he wants another and starts complaining that he needs a steak knife to eat his salad , so I go get his water and knife .
Not only was this guy a salad eating pansy he was raised as a farm animal by the size of the mess he made all over the entire booth including the seats and floor beneath .
Then he actually had the nerve to sit there for another 10 minutes picking his teeth and complaining that the food " didn't look exactly like it did in the menu " after getting the bill .
Sure enough , no tip . Apparently he thinks tipping is a town in China .
I wanted to go all " Falling down " on him and shank him in the throat with his straw .
No wonder that guy was alone and will probably die alone thinking he's someone's master .
