Obviosly, a post by someone that doesn't realize that the only way to keep cars from getting dinged, scratched, dented, rusted, sun faded, oxidized, etc is to not drive them and keep them indoors in a climate controlled environment.
Once you realize that cars, like guns, are tools....then you realize that crap happens. Don't like your "tool" to have wear and tear on them, don't use them. Polish them and put them in your display case like trophys and you don't have to worry about them.
So if I took your gun, and jammed it down into the mud and gravel, plugging the barrel, you'd be cool with that? Interesting.
I get stuff happens to tools. Normal wear and tear. I have have paint chips from rocks and debris in my car. But causing deliberate damage to someone elses tools is just ignorant.