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[hornadylnl]

Chickens: Boom in Indy farming leads to more busts | Indianapolis Star | indystar.com

But the other day, Bowling found himself chasing three chickens down a suburban street. He and a fellow Animal Care and Control officer, Jason Kindig, were called to the vicinity of 38th Street and Moller Road on June 27 by a resident who reported "wild, aggressive chickens."

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Nukem, it's the only way to be sure.

 

[hornadylnl]

This sounds like a job for Sheriff Arpaio and his chicken crushing tank.

 

[Hotdoger]

This sounds like a job for Sheriff Arpaio and his chicken crushing tank.

Ever been to any third world innercity US areas where animals run free?

 

[hornadylnl]

I saw this in my backyard yesterday morning. If chickens are wild and aggressive, should I call in an airstrike on this godzilla creature?

 

[Hornett]

Nuclear attack.
It's your only option at this point.

 

[hornadylnl]

Wild and aggressive chickens. The horror!

These nanny state codes and laws exists because love safety more than liberty. The same people peeing their pants over terminator chickens are the ones that have made it against the law to rid ourselves of nuisance animals.

 

[jgreiner]

This sounds like a job for Sheriff Arpaio and his chicken crushing tank.

you ever been attacked by an African Banty Rooster...the kind used for fighting with the long SPURS on their legs? I have...we had one to protect our chickens from predators.

 

[printcraft]

I was at a guys house over the weekend that had like 30 of those
monsters running around out back, I made it back to my truck just in time.

 

[wizard_of_ahs]

First hogs, now chickens ..... what's next

 

[littletommy]

I've heard wild chickens taste like rabbit.

 

[DownByTheTracks]

Can we hunt them from a helicopter?

 

[Ted]

This sounds like a job for Sheriff Arpaio and his chicken crushing tank.

Is there anybody that you actually like?

 

[WC Deer Hunter]

Did somebody say Terminator Chickens?

 

[hornadylnl]

Is there anybody that you actually like?

It's a pretty short list.

 

[Citizen711]

Who's gonna be first with the video about chicken hunting with a minigun?

 

[hoosierdoc]

That is my absolute favorite smiley.

I went to rural king when they had the baby chicks out a few years ago. The sales lady came and talked to me about them. I asked if I bought 30 if they'd give me a discount on the turkey fryer. The look on her face was priceless.

 

[DownByTheTracks]

That is my absolute favorite smiley.

I went to rural king when they had the baby chicks out a few years ago. The sales lady came and talked to me about them. I asked if I bought 30 if they'd give me a discount on the turkey fryer. The look on her face was priceless.

I'm so doing that from now on!

 

[WC Deer Hunter]

Who's gonna be first with the video about chicken hunting with a minigun?

How bout a shotgun?

http://youtu.be/1rOmkFDQnG4

 

[bubba16430]

 

[WC Deer Hunter]

That is my absolute favorite smiley.

I went to rural king when they had the baby chicks out a few years ago. The sales lady came and talked to me about them. I asked if I bought 30 if they'd give me a discount on the turkey fryer. The look on her face was priceless.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!