More hilarious product reviews from Amazon

[AllenM]

over 1000 reviews .


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[JetGirl]

I love those reviews!

 

[Bigtanker]

Omg. I about pee'd myself! Reped for the laugh.

 

[littletommy]

I've only made it through the first page so far, but that is some funny stuff! Looks like I'll be spending some time on there today.

 

[cardio1]

Now that's funny!
Did not know Amazon allowed such comments to stay up. I can see a plan developing....

 

[Liberty1911]

Now that's some funny stuff!

 

[thej27]

 

[Black Cloud]

 

[Crappiepro]

"Worst egg slicer ever!!" Fail!! Those were some damn funny reviews!! I was laughing pretty hard at most of them!!

 

[PeaShooter]

Check out this recipe from food.com. It made the top 20 for the year. The reviews are the best.

Ice Cubes Recipe - Food.com - 420398

 

[HavokCycle]

i really really hope this dude has an excuse for having nothing better to do, and were not paying unemployment or anything for him.

 

[gungirl65]

I usually use Amazon for their reviews on stuff. Usually they are pretty useful. I didn't know they could also be entertaining.

 

[Mosinowner]

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.

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[hoosierdoc]

We own that exact item FWIW.

 

[AllenM]

We own that exact item FWIW.

Hows it working out for you ?

 

[AllenM]

I usually use Amazon for their reviews on stuff. Usually they are pretty useful. I didn't know they could also be entertaining.

Then you must not have seen this one either

Amazon.com: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee: Clothing

 

[hoosierdoc]

Hows it working out for you ?

I saw it 3 days ago, posted it to FB saying my banana cutting struggles are. Finally over. My wife said I shouldn't make fun of her on FB. Of course I wasn't making fun of her, but even the purchasers have a guilty conscience about it.

We have company over now and they say they want to get one now. It really is useful for our kids who like banana slices. They can do it and they eat better if they help make it. Not a game changer product, but worth a few bucks IMO

 

[hoosierdoc]

The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!

Hah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-typSo5tRbs

 

[Baditude]

those reviews for all 3 were some of the funniest stuff I have read in years!

 

[Turn Key]

Then you must not have seen this one either

Amazon.com: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee: Clothing

Make sure to see the video linked to this one^^

While looking at this link I found another one..

Amazon.com: Buying Choices: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz


Got Milk?

TK