More hilarious product reviews from Amazon

[95wrangler]

The perfect White Elephant gifts!!!

 

[Hoosier Daddy]

Uranium Ore
"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."

Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought:

Canned Unicorn Meat
"Of course this isn't as good as fresh, but who has time to hunt unicorns these days?"

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I have a feeling this is just the tip of the iceberg.

 

[MrBBQ]

I got a kick out of some of these reviews: http://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-Skywalker-Ceremonial-Jacket/dp/B00421A4E0

 

[Bigtanker]

Check out this recipe from food.com. It made the top 20 for the year. The reviews are the best.

Ice Cubes Recipe - Food.com - 420398

That's awesome! Repped for the laugh!

 

[Caleb]

Angle is wrong
I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.
Published 5 months ago by J. Anderson

lol

 

[NomadS]

another one [ame=http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-UFO-01-Detector/dp/B000796XYQ/ref=sr_1_1?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1359343636&sr=1-1&keywords=ufo+detector]UFO-01 Detector: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific[/ame]

 

[sharkey]

Then you must not have seen this one either

Amazon.com: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee: Clothing

Don't judge. A woof shirt imparts incomparable firearms and hand to hand combat expertise immediately upon wearing.


There are some truly creative technical manuals: [ame]http://www.amazon.com/Story-about-Reading-Railroad-Books/dp/0448421658[/ame]

Useful tools: [ame]http://www.amazon.com/3B-Scientific-W43014-Testicle-Self/dp/B005OSVZN4/ref=pd_sbs_indust_15[/ame]

Some of these products are something else though: [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/dp/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top"]Amazon.com: Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable: Electronics[/ame]

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Maisto Fresh Metal Tailwinds 1:97 Scale Die Cast United States Military Aircraft - US Air Force Medium Altitude, Long Endurance, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) RQ-1 Predator with Display Stand (Dimension: 6" x 3-1/2" x 1"

 

[gungirl65]

Don't judge. A woof shirt imparts incomparable firearms and hand to hand combat expertise immediately upon wearing.


There are some truly creative technical manuals: The Story about Ping (Reading Railroad Books): Marjorie Flack, Kurt Wiese: 9780448421650: Amazon.com: Books

Useful tools: 3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific

Some of these products are something else though: Amazon.com: Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable: Electronics

I liked this review for the 3B Scientific W43014 testicle self-examination form. It's an awesome idea. I normally just act weird and talk to myself to get people to give me space. This would be so much easier.

testes testes....1,2,3? January 11, 2006 By [ame="http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A2TKEV61KBKKAX/ref=cm_cr_dp_pdp"]Wendy Sherer[/ame]
Not only a wonderful teaching model, but while trying to find the tumors, I discovered, it acts as a makeshift stress ball! When I am in line at the grocery store I just whip out this handy little bugger and squeeze away....the line around me just dissapears...what an effective little doo dad!

 

[williamsburg]

Then you must not have seen this one either

Amazon.com: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee: Clothing

I like this, under the color selections.

Machine Wash
100% Cotton
Exceptional artwork on a tee shirt
Comfortable, and durable
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach
Use/Mexico

 

[I am the cheese]

Great stuff.

 

[CSORuger]

found this

[ame=http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=pd_sbs_indust_4]Uranium Ore: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific[/ame]

 

[Audie Murphy]

Really a quality post you keep on spamming here and every thread you have commented on.

 

[sharkey]

Heh, spankerchief: [ame=http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Spirit-Short-Sleeve/dp/B0043M67Q2/ref=pd_sbs_a_4]Amazon.com: The Mountain Mens Wolf Spirit Moon Short Sleeve Tee: Clothing[/ame]

 

[findingZzero]

found this

Uranium Ore: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific

Finally! Radiation for the masses!

I don't often get laid, but when I do, I use this. Birth control in a jar. No more noxious hormones or painful surgery. Works for either sex. Place in shorts/panties shortly before sex, or overnight for a more permanent solution. Works great. Mild skin irritation. Do not use with Viagra. Make love not war!

 

[Bigtanker]

Any new reveiws to share anybody?

 

[Hoosier8]

Appropriate for this forum.

When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life.

 

[AllenM]

this?

Amazon.com: BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk): Office Products

 

[AllenM]

Or this
Amazon.com: Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk: Automotive

 

[AllenM]

Ok I didn't know whether to put this under funny pic thread or political discussion.

Amazon.com: Playmobil Security Check Point: Toys & Games