Midget heads up

[printcraft]

Completely tasteless.

Let's continue........

Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two "working girls" and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first midget however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of . . .

"Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE . . .UGH!" This goes on ALL NIGHT LONG. In the morning, the two met up at breakfast, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection." The second midget shook his head. and said "You think that's embarrassing?

I couldn't even get on the bed

 

[HandK]

I just measured 2'10" up my leg and...well let's say the posibilitys seems interesting.

That's interesting!! I just measured 2'10" down my leg and came up with the same interesting possibilities!!!

 

[Colt556]

IBTL.....

 

[Benny]

Are the mods on vacation or something?

 

[Colt556]

Are the mods on vacation or something?

They're in a sales meeting! Lol....

 

[IndyMonkey]

I dont see anything wrong with a little dark humor.

When I say Dark, I mean 12 year old kid humor.

 

[66chevelle]

I saw her at PT's about 2 years ago. She stuck her hand straight out and tapped on my knee cap and said excuse me. My buddies told me I should have turned around and farted in her face to make her hair blow everywhere.

 

[66chevelle]

Also for everyone that is checking this thread out you need to watch the movie called I hope they serve beer in hell. Great midget seen.

 

[Benny]

She has some killer biceps and triceps.

 

[Sasquatchhunter]

This thread rocks. Lets do some research, pitch in 10 bucks each, and have an INGO Midget Stripper Night! (IMSN for code purposes)

 

[IndyMonkey]

This thread rocks. Lets do some research, pitch in 10 bucks each, and have an INGO Midget Stripper Night! (IMSN for code purposes)

I would buy the first round of drinks.

 

[w_ADAM_d88]

Why do midgets laugh while playing soccer? Becasue the grass tickles their balls.

She'e so small she could hang glide on a dorito.

 

[Panama]

Just wrong on SO many levels!

 

[IndyMonkey]

Just wrong on SO many levels!

Its like looking at a fat 6 month old baby with a huge head.

 

[lovemachine]

Ya'll are sick! Sick I tell you, SICK!!!

 

[jclark]

Just wrong on SO many levels!

You think she needs someone to put her on the pole? Or does she use a little ladder or 5 gallon bucket?

 

[HandK]

Are the mods on vacation or something?

Was her appearance tonight about this time???? nuff said!!!

 

[Benny]

You think she needs someone to put her on the pole? Or does she use a little ladder or 5 gallon bucket?

Look at those upper arms in the first picture. I'm sure she makes her way around the pole just fine.



Man, look at those little sausage fingers. Could you imagine how big your, eh nevermind...

 

[printcraft]

L.............
Man, look at those little sausage fingers. Could you imagine how big your, eh nevermind...

 

[IndyMonkey]