MattRitchie238 will not let me taser him

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Matt's mom and dad both said I could taze him if I wanted to!

He didn't fall for that ammo-baited trap?

Wiley.....

 

[JetGirl]

He didn't fall for that ammo-baited trap?

Wiley.....

He wasn't there when the doors opened... Somebody told me he hits the snooze button about forty bazillion times...

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

He wasn't there when the doors opened... Somebody told me he hits the snooze button about forty bazillion times...

Meanwhile....Wile E. Coyote is busy plotting his ACME inspired plan....

 

[JetGirl]

If I'd have had the taser in my hand, today when I handed him a receipt it would have been "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED".

Dang.

Next time, I'll be more prepared.

 

[Sylvain]

If I'd have had the taser in my hand, today when I handed him a receipt it would have been "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED".

Dang.

Next time, I'll be more prepared.

You need a camera at the ready as well.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

If I'd have had the taser in my hand, today when I handed him a receipt it would have been "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED".

Dang.

Next time, I'll be more prepared.

Yer gittin' soft!

 

[JetGirl]

Yer gittin' soft!

I Pillsbury Dough Boy'd him and made the taser sound. "Bdtdtdtd".
It wasn't as satisfying.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I Pillsbury Dough Boy'd him and made the taser sound. "Bdtdtdtd".
It wasn't as satisfying.

 

[Bunnykid68]

 

[JetGirl]

So since Matt won't let me taser him, his mom came in to buy a stun gun and take it home to get the job done.
And just to make sure it worked right she was kind enough to test it on herself first!
She. Is. AWESOME!
Love ya, Sparky!!

 

[JetGirl]

Soooooo, Matt...




Can I taser you NOW?

 

[mattritchie238]

negative

 

[JetGirl]

Come on, man... even your mom can take a zap.

 

[rhino]

That's pretty sad, that right there.

 

[JetGirl]

That's pretty sad, that right there.

I know, right?

 

[patience0830]

You can do it to me. I've done it to myself before to show people how ineffective stun guns are if you're planning on relying on them for defense against determined attackers. They sting, but that's it. In fact, that stupid sound they make is worse than the pain.

A real taser is a different story. I'd like to try it once under controlled conditions.

Like "wearing a diaper" controlled conditions?

 

[rhino]

I know, right?

Well, chyeah!

Like "wearing a diaper" controlled conditions?

Ah, so you have done it before!

 

[Lost Californian]

I think he is afraid it will be a repeat of this....

[video=youtube;Z0U14wEy8Ys]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0U14wEy8Ys[/video]

 

[JetGirl]

I think he is afraid it will be a repeat of this....

I can promise that's not the case at all.
Just a Little Commotion.

 

[JetGirl]

And THAT'S what you get for not letting me taser you, Matt!
Ha.
Got Sig?