MattRitchie238 will not let me taser him

[JetGirl]

Does he have a prescription for tasering?

I guess I could forge one, but it might cost me my job.

It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission...

I like the way you think.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I guess I could forge one, but it might cost me my job.


I like the way you think.

Yeah, don't pay any attention to CiB. After all, no man would press charges and maybe have to testify he pee'd his pants and screamed like a lunch whistle.

 

[Sgtusmc]

Worked security at a bar once. After closing, all us security guys had the cop on duty stun us multiple times. It was hilarious and painful.

 

[JetGirl]

Matt, are you getting all this??

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Worked security at a bar once. After closing, all us security guys had the cop on duty stun us multiple times. It was hilarious and painful.

I don't think I've ever been drunk enough to volunteer for this once, much less multiple times. I know I wouldn't do it sober.

 

[rhino]

Nah... It's more what I'd actually call a stun gun.

You can do it to me. I've done it to myself before to show people how ineffective stun guns are if you're planning on relying on them for defense against determined attackers. They sting, but that's it. In fact, that stupid sound they make is worse than the pain.

A real taser is a different story. I'd like to try it once under controlled conditions.

 

[mattritchie238]

Absolutely not letting you taser me. I know you would enjoy it too much! And I'm still bitter about you selling my Kimber.

 

[JetGirl]

You can do it to me.

Nah, I already know you're a crier.

 

[mattritchie238]

Not to mention the phantom ammo that I stopped in for earlier that never showed up!

 

[rhino]

Nah, I already know you're a crier.

Ouch, baby. Very ouch.

 

[JetGirl]

Absolutely not letting you taser me. I know you would enjoy it too much! And I'm still bitter about you selling my Kimber.

I won't make you pay me the ten bucks back if you let me!
AND I'll buy you a pop!

 

[mattritchie238]

No deal! I want ammo!

 

[Rookie]

You can do it!

It really isn't painful.

 

[mattritchie238]

My refusal is purely out of spite!

 

[JetGirl]

No deal! I want ammo!

Getting a delivery right now of 1320 pounds of mixed calibers... It'll be out on the shelves Friday.

 

[Rookie]

In that case, hold your ground! Don't let some girl push you around!

 

[JetGirl]

In that case, hold your ground! Don't let some girl push you around!

Stop helping.

 

[Rookie]

Sorry, bro's before...

 

[JetGirl]

Sorry, bro's before...

Reported.

 

[Rookie]

Banned.