Massage parlor worker "seducing" people.

[devious169]

Well that's pretty judgmental. Have you seen what's out there walking around? Have you been to Walmart lately?

This could be the best lock many a key has ever seen. For reference:

(this pic has come in handier than I expected).

5$ to who finds the seat....

 

[Kirk Freeman]

1. These are merely unproven allegations, mere allegations.

2. The Science is settled, not guilty by reason of Science: Legalise prostitution: 21st Century men need sex says think-tank - Telegraph

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Batesville mayor arrested, accused of hiring prostitute who didn?t disclose HIV status | Fox 59

...and the prostitute is a dude. With the HIV. So, yeah.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Batesville mayor arrested, accused of hiring prostitute who didn?t disclose HIV status | Fox 59

...and the prostitute is a dude. With the HIV. So, yeah.

Play stupid games, win stupid (and potentially deadly) prizes.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Play stupid games, win stupid (and potentially deadly) prizes.

*rolls on floor*

These are nothing more than vicious rumors and bare allegations!

 

[Woobie]

Being the supportive and empathetic friend I am, that's the first thing I asked him once he told the story. No tip.

Perhaps it is better to not get the tip in that situation.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

*rolls on floor*

These are nothing more than vicious rumors and bare allegations!

But! But! But! It was on the internet, with embedded video and everything. Why would a news organization report stories that weren't true?

 

[OutdoorDad]

Massage parlor investigation leads to prostitution arrest | Fox 59

She couldn't "seduce" me if she was the one paying, with a signed confidentiality agreement, after a year in the desert.

That looks like the woman who stole my SIG 938!!!!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

The tip, the whole tip, and nothing but the tip.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

That looks like the woman who stole my SIG 938!!!!

Well played.

 

[rambone]

Fifteen dollar, beaucoup money. Five dollar.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Maybe Amnesty International can help her out of her plight:

Amnesty International endorses decriminalizing sex trade - CBS News

FWIW, I'm fine with legalizing prostitution. You sure aren't going to stop it, and driving it underground just creates more danger for everyone involved.

 

[Woobie]

Maybe Amnesty International can help her out of her plight:

Amnesty International endorses decriminalizing sex trade - CBS News

FWIW, I'm fine with legalizing prostitution. You sure aren't going to stop it, and driving it underground just creates more danger for everyone involved.

I agree. It's detestable, but making it illegal hurts more than it helps.

Given the amount of human trafficking that goes on in the sex trade, I'm surprised Amnesty International supports making it legal. Maybe they realize that government just makes it worse, but that doesn't seem to fit their M.O.

Slavery is alive and well in the U.S., and it's largely controlled by the Russians. The very thought of it all is nauseating. Making it illegal, as usual, means nothing. Perhaps by legalizing prostitution it would curtail the trafficking. That is something someone smarter than I needs to figure out. Whatever stops the little kids from getting addicted to crack and getting used is what I'm for, I don't care if that means shutting the border off to Russians (which I highly doubt is the solution).

 

[SSGSAD]

Massage parlor investigation leads to prostitution arrest | Fox 59

She couldn't "seduce" me if she was the one paying, with a signed confidentiality agreement, after a year in the desert.

AMEN, to THAT !!!!!

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Massage parlor investigation leads to prostitution arrest | Fox 59

She couldn't "seduce" me if she was the one paying, with a signed confidentiality agreement, after a year in the desert.

I'll bet she has mad skills, your eyes close don't they?

 

[AngryRooster]

I'll bet she has mad skills, your eyes close don't they?

Hmmm, decisions, decisions. Close the eyes and visualize anyone you like, or keep them open with eye contact and make it last MUCH longer.

I'll pass on both accounts.

 

[foszoe]

Maybe Amnesty International can help her out of her plight:

Amnesty International endorses decriminalizing sex trade - CBS News

FWIW, I'm fine with legalizing prostitution. You sure aren't going to stop it, and driving it underground just creates more danger for everyone involved.

Especially the poor vice cops whose memories scar them for life. That was a great story

 

[mondomojo]

I agree. It's detestable, but making it illegal hurts more than it helps.

Agreed. Victimless crimes such as prostitution should be legal. The only reason we have imported sex-slaves is the prohibition on prostitution. Legalize it, regulate it, tax it. We need to quit spending valuable time and money on stuff that is not an inherent harm to society. The cost is not just in apprehension, conviction and incarceration, but also the cost to society of releasing real criminals early, thus undermining the deterrent and punitive value of the judges sentence and putting the public further at risk. IMO anyone convicted of a violent or strong-arm crime should not have any way of getting out early. And those recidivistic types that are in for the third time need to stay in for life breaking rocks into dust. What ever happened to being sentenced to hard labor? The disempowered wives holding their privates for ransom to their husbands will likely disagree about the prostitution thing, but having just divorced one I say let 'em.

 

[semperfi211]

Now this is a happy ending massage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btheeIEDIrE

 

[tom1025]

In order to receive a happy ending one must first ask for a table shower at the massage palor.