marriage without sex

[ljadayton]

You mean my Retirement Fund...

Is that what they're for?

 

[jeremy]

didn't drink

Should have...
LOL

Is that what they're for?

You could always use them to buy Whiskey...

 

[E5RANGER375]

what happens to the pennies that are left over when there isn't a marriage? Do I still get to spend them?

did you remember to give half to him?

 

[ljadayton]

Should have...
LOL

You could always use them to buy Whiskey...

mhmmmm

did you remember to give half to him?

Heck no lmao...I took EVERYTHING but the guns and his dogs....I messed up there..on the guns

 

[iChokePeople]

They still count as possibilities

They are opportunities to fail. The Hallmark holidays are tests with no correct answer. Each is a day on which men are expected to give the woman in their life a princess day, something she can post on facebook, something she can show her friends to let them know that, "I *AM* a princess!", and anything less is just another opportunity for her to remember, forever, and bring up when the opportunity arises.

 

[ATOMonkey]

If my wife never had to have sex again, she'd be ok with that.

Pregnancy can really mess with a woman's hormones. After 3 babies her libido is zero.

She'll take one for the team about twice a month if I pass all of the pre-sex criteria.

There's no "extra-ciricular" activity in the bedroom either, if you know what I mean.

 

[ATOMonkey]

They are opportunities to fail. The Hallmark holidays are tests with no correct answer. Each is a day on which men are expected to give the woman in their life a princess day, something she can post on facebook, something she can show her friends to let them know that, "I *AM* a princess!", and anything less is just another opportunity for her to remember, forever, and bring up when the opportunity arises.

QFT!!! Prior to my wife growing up and realizing that little girls can be princesses, but grown ass women need to act like adults, she was this way.

It only took her 30 years or so, but she did eventually grow up.

 

[ljadayton]

They are opportunities to fail. The Hallmark holidays are tests with no correct answer. Each is a day on which men are expected to give the woman in their life a princess day, something she can post on facebook, something she can show her friends to let them know that, "I *AM* a princess!", and anything less is just another opportunity for her to remember, forever, and bring up when the opportunity arises.

Usually, yes. I don't view them that way but I also don't have to worry about failing anyone for nonperfomance either

 

[E5RANGER375]

They are opportunities to fail. The Hallmark holidays are tests with no correct answer. Each is a day on which men are expected to give the woman in their life a princess day, something she can post on facebook, something she can show her friends to let them know that, "I *AM* a princess!", and anything less is just another opportunity for her to remember, forever, and bring up when the opportunity arises.

I WANT A PRINCESS DAY!!!

 

[ATOMonkey]

I WANT A PRINCESS DAY!!!

Everyday is princess day for you sweetheart.

 

[Marc]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIJ2rJQPkvY[/ame]

 

[ljadayton]

I WANT A PRINCESS DAY!!!

What was it, March 15th? Didn't I see that that was BJ Day?

 

[E5RANGER375]

What was it, March 15th? Didn't I see that that was BJ Day?

whats a BJ?

 

[ATOMonkey]

What was it, March 15th? Didn't I see that that was BJ Day?

Please give me an official looking website that I can forward.

 

[ljadayton]

whats a BJ?

wow you are deprived

 

[ATOMonkey]

What was it, March 15th? Didn't I see that that was BJ Day?

My interwebz says it's STEAK and BJ day.

 

[ljadayton]

Please give me an official looking website that I can forward.

Hallmark doesn't recognize this one, so no website.....

 

[ljadayton]

My interwebz says it's STEAK and BJ day.

Yes, this^^^how oh how could I forget the steak?

 

[ATOMonkey]

Hallmark doesn't recognize this one, so no website.....

I just said "official looking"

 

[ATOMonkey]

Yes, this^^^how oh how could I forget the steak?

I dunno, but you better wrap that steak with some bacon when you grill it.