List Your Shooters: Part VII

[Creedmoor]

Glad it wasn't a brown Ford Probe.

When a bil of mine worked for Anderson PD he was given a Mary Kay Pink Ford Taurus.
They called it The Pinkly Clitaurus.
Swear to God..

 

[Hoosierdood]

Had an 89 Escort wagon that I bought for $200 with almost 200k miles on it. The hatch was bungee strapped shut. Could only fill the gas tank 1/2 way, or it would leak out. Drove it for almost 2 years, and the only money I put into it was for gas and occasional oil. Traded it in for a Jeep Cherokee, and the dealership gave me $400 for it. Best car deal I ever made.

 

[BigRed]

Snake is optional

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Hmmm...young gal that likes to play with snakes.
I have something for her.

 

[JCSR]

She will not be happy................

 

[d.kaufman]

Hmmm...young gal that likes to play with snakes.
I have something for her.

 

[BigRed]

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You can offer yours up d.kaufman, but I think she wants more based on her pic.

 

[Cameramonkey]

She will not be happy................

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It has his name on it and everything!

 

[2tonic]

When a bil of mine worked for Anderson PD he was given a Mary Kay Pink Ford Taurus.
They called it The Pinkly Clitaurus.
Swear to God..

Did he get a Dicken's Cider can with that car?
Ed Pinkly, Donny Baker, and the Love Brothers all say hello.

 

[KellyinAvon]

INGO has gone 13 days since the last ban-hammering.

If things stay this quiet I may have to create a crash-test plinker to implode by post #10. I would try "insulting everyone while running to 50" but that already happened.

 

[Nugget]

INGO has gone 13 days since the last ban-hammering.

If things stay this quiet I may have to create a crash-test plinker to implode by post #10. I would try "insulting everyone while running to 50" but that already happened.

Well, now you've jinxed us for sure.

 

[Creedmoor]

Did he get a Dicken's Cider can with that car?
Ed Pinkly, Donny Baker, and the Love Brothers all say hello.

Lol. It was a car that the drug task force acquired. It was funny with that's probably the dirtiest thing I ever heard him say in 20+ years.

 

[Expat]

INGO has gone 13 days since the last ban-hammering.

If things stay this quiet I may have to create a crash-test plinker to implode by post #10. I would try "insulting everyone while running to 50" but that already happened.

Is it true everyone in the the Air Force wears silk women’s underwear?

 

[Lpherr]

Is it true everyone in the the Air Force wears silk women’s underwear?

Isn't that part of the uniform in 2024?

 

[jamil]

Is it true everyone in the the Air Force wears silk women’s underwear?

What? Are you saying the Air Force is Mormon?

Oh c'mon people! It's just a joke. No one get their panties twisted now. Nothing serious here. Just some friendly humor.

Besides, I didn't say it. Expat did. Expat. Why would you say that.

 

[jamil]

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

Stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.


Okay. Nevermind. I'll just ban myself then.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Is it true everyone in the the Air Force wears silk women’s underwear?

Try harder. You have to claim things that are not true to get banned.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Is it true everyone in the the Air Force wears silk women’s underwear?

This is obviously the wrong thread. There is an underwear thread with a poll already in progress.

And don't ask me about what the F-15 pilots wear under their flight suits.

 

[jamil]

This is obviously the wrong thread. There is an underwear thread with a poll already in progress.

And don't ask me about what the F-15 pilots wear under their flight suits.

Where's the other underwear thread then?

 

[KellyinAvon]

Isn't that part of the uniform in 2024?

Wouldn't surprise me. I retired in 2007 and we were still wearing BDUs.

 

[Mij]

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

Stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.


Okay. Nevermind. I'll just ban myself then.

Lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?