INGO Navy needs a northern base

[jmiller676]

I have the high back swivel chair and the eye patch for our secret underground lair.

We are going to need henchmen. I'll text rhino.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

[Location: INGONORCOMSUBWARNAVBASEEIEIEIO]

[Scene setting: Skiff]

Kirk, wearing eye patch, petting cat while in high back swivel chair: "Sooo, rhino, did you bring me sharks with lasers?"

 

[pudly]

Sorry. I don't buy it. Tattoo and Mini-Me made great henchmen. You will need to shrink Rhino to about 3ft tall to have the same effect.

Edit: Of course, you could do a forced-perspective thing like they did with the Hobbits in the Lord of the Rings.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

The purchase price is only the initial cost. We still have the expense involved in moving it to Beverly Shores or Long Beach, Indiana.

Instead of using our base for evil, as would be expected, let's use it for good.

From our base on Lake Michigan we can use ASDSs or even the old Sea Cliff research sub to supply the resistance in Illinois by infiltrating along the Chicago River. Couple that with parachuting in advance parties into Central and Southern Illinois (where we will be welcome as liberators) I envision an OSSesque operation here. Finally, an excuse to grow a big, goofy mustache!