A few days later the old man received this letter from his son:Dear Vincent,
I'm feeling very sad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here all my troubles would be over. I know you would be willing to dig the plot for me like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden.
That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
I Love You,
Vinnie
The Colts lost the Superbowl. The End.