INGO: Joke of the day page

[Bigtanker]

SARScov2 is the official name of the virus.
COVID is a name used for awhile.
COVID19 is what the World Health Organization renamed it.
coronavirus is what the media was calling it.
2019-nCoV caused by SARS-CoV2 is the epidemiologist name for the virus and disease.
WuhanVirus is what it was being called by social media.

It is now called Covid-19 by healthcare,CDC,and WHO.
The virus is and has been called Sars-CoC2 by scientist and virologist,and the disease is called Ncov-2019 by them.

Gotcha. Thanks. I follow very little of the main stream media or social media news.

 

[JettaKnight]

Those all look like types of steel alloy for knives.

 

[Cameramonkey]

A rabbit, a minister, and a priest walk into a bar.

The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo."

 

[MCgrease08]

A baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says, "what'll you have?"

The baby seal says, "anything but a Canadian Club."

 

[spencer rifle]

 

[actaeon277]

[video=youtube;jQas9DExVPM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQas9DExVPM&app=desktop&persist_app=1[/video]

 

[sharkey]

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?







Snowballs

 

[Bill of Rights]

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?




Snowballs

... and the snowman was happy because he heard the snowblower was coming...

 

[KellyinAvon]

... and the snowman was happy because he heard the snowblower was coming...

 

[MRockwell]

As much as I love guns and everything that comes with them...this is taking up too much of my time and money. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of cleaning and cooking and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection.

Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low ball offers. I know what my stuff is worth.

Thanks for reading and understanding my sorrow.
1. Dustpan and broom (will not break up set)
2. Sponges
3. Duster
4. Mop and bucket (again, sold as a set)
5. Lawn Mower
6. Vacuum
7. Leaf Blower
8. Laundry detergent
9. Hand Tools
10. Yard Tools
11. Pots & pans
12. Crock pot
13. Microwave
14. Stove
15. Refrigerator

 

[rmw250]

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guiltily of resisting a rest?

 

[jamil]

Huh. A crock pot. I think I could use one of those.

 

[Cameramonkey]

[video=youtube;jQas9DExVPM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQas9DExVPM&app=desktop&persist_app=1[/video]

reminds me of an old off color joke that I dont dare tell the entire thing in the open forum. So I'll just tell the punch line. (PM me if you want the other half of the joke)

"Have you ever tried to pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?"

 

[OkieGirl]

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A 'Milk Dud' or an 'Udder Failure'?

 

[Hoosierdood]

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A 'Milk Dud' or an 'Udder Failure'?

A Bull?

 

[patience0830]

A Bull?

That is the opposite of "cow".


City boys. Sheesh.

 

[MCgrease08]

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A 'Milk Dud' or an 'Udder Failure'?

A Bull?

That is the opposite of "cow".


City boys. Sheesh.

[video=youtube_share;PFSlJAqr1Mg]http://youtu.be/PFSlJAqr1Mg[/video]

 

[smokingman]

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A 'Milk Dud' or an 'Udder Failure'?

We used to call those steak

 

[Hoosierdood]

This is exactly the clip that I was thinking of.

[video=youtube_share;PFSlJAqr1Mg]http://youtu.be/PFSlJAqr1Mg[/video]

 

[Mongo59]

A city boy in a barn is complaining, "I have been milking this cow all morning and just barely got enough to use in my coffee!"

Farmer: "Son, that one is a bull."

City boy: "Now that you mention it my coffee does have a bit of a wang to it..."