If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
Well, pretty much everything coming out of a Democrat smells funny, so...If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters but never has five letters.
Correct.
What (4 letters) has four letters, occasionally (12 letters) has twelve letters, always (6 letters) has six letters but never (5 letters) has five letters.
Hate to Denny this, but...
(for those who didn't get it)
All mother****ers have 13 letters. Four of which are asterisks.