Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who
Who Who?
What are you? An owl?
Why does an elephant paint his toenails red?
To hide in a cherry tree.
I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree!Why does an elephant paint his toenails red?
To hide in a cherry tree.
And washed my mouth out with soap first.
Don't remember if it was Irish Spring or Lava.
Oh, hell. After I died my mom made me go out to the weeping willow tree and get a switch.