If President Barrack Obama knocked on your door ...

[Drunken Yak inc]

Well, last Wednesday night Obama DID come to my door!
(Or maybe it was a kid in a mask...I don't know, it was pretty convincing)...
Anyhow, I took a fistful of candy out of his little pumpkin bucket and redistributed it among the other little trick-or-treaters in his group.

I would actually enjoy sitting down and having a civil discussion with him. Do I think I could change his views? Not one damn bit. However, my hope would be that with no cameras present he would be a little more forthcoming with his actual plans... It would be nice to know that I'm not just a "paranoid right winger" and that he is who I think he is.

 

[chibicascade]

I'd invite him in, But I'd let him know I was in the middle of cleaning my gun.

 

[WestSider]

Some of you people truly amaze me. You seem to think that you could invite one of the most committed ideologues in world history to come in, have a drink, talk about life, the universe, and everything, and believe that he would actually care what you have to say or be influenced by it. It simply doesn't work that way. You would have an easier time trying to persuade Billy Graham to bend the knee to Satan.

I have to admit, this actually made me laugh out loud.

 

[jbombelli]

Some of you people truly amaze me. You seem to think that you could invite one of the most committed ideologues in world history to come in, have a drink, talk about life, the universe, and everything, and believe that he would actually care what you have to say or be influenced by it. It simply doesn't work that way. You would have an easier time trying to persuade Billy Graham to bend the knee to Satan.

Not me. I just want to sucker him in with the fake handshake, and then laugh while he stands there with a confused look on his face.

The older you get, the more people fall for that.

 

[TRWXXA]

This:

 

[Sylvain]

This:

That would end well.

 

[sepe]

Not me. I just want to sucker him in with the fake handshake, and then laugh while he stands there with a confused look on his face.

The older you get, the more people fall for that.

I sucker them in with a handshake to cheek squeeze. Old people stand there with a confused look on their face while many younger people smile with a few fighting a smile back before they pretend they want to fight for you being a fruit.

 

[sepe]

This:

I'd say you'd better have all your business in order because that wouldn't be the smartest thing to do. It is also not a very adult thing to do. Disagree with politics or religion or whatever else so you instantly think it is time to threaten them?

 

[Lex Concord]

This:

Secret Service knocking in 3....2....1...

 

[TRWXXA]

I'd say you'd better have all your business in order because that wouldn't be the smartest thing to do. It is also not a very adult thing to do. Disagree with politics or religion or whatever else so you instantly think it is time to threaten them?

Oooooo.... You're scaring me.

You seem to really think that Barack Obama is going to show up at my front door. Let's see...

I'm not a famous rap artist, or a brainless Hollywood starlett.
I didn't teach socialist dogma at Harvard.
I didn't bundle millions of dollars for his campaign.
I am not an unrepentant domestic terrorist.

I'm thinking there is actually ZERO chance he's going to pay a visit to my humble abode (just slightly less than the chance of him attending a national security briefing).

SO LIGHTEN UP!

 

[sepe]

Oooooo.... You're scaring me.

You seem to really think that Barack Obama is going to show up at my front door. Let's see...

I'm not a famous rap artist, or a brainless Hollywood starlett.
I didn't teach socialist dogma at Harvard.
I didn't bundle millions of dollars for his campaign.
I am not an unrepentant domestic terrorist.

I'm thinking there is actually ZERO chance he's going to pay a visit to my humble abode (just slightly less than the chance of him attending a national security briefing).

SO LIGHTEN UP!

No, I know you're not important enough to warrant a visit from him. I just find your line of thinking pathetic and immature.

 

[TRWXXA]

No, I know you're not important enough to warrant a visit from him. I just find your line of thinking pathetic and immature.

Wow. That breaks my f%&#ing heart. You know how much I value your opinion.



Shouldn't you be out walking on water or getting nailed to a cross or something?

 

[sepe]

Wow. That breaks my f%&#ing heart. You know how much I value your opinion.



Shouldn't you be out walking on water or getting nailed to a cross or something?

Did you forget to take your medication today? First off, I have no clue who you are so I don't care if you value my opinion. Second, I don't believe in wizards in the sky that can walk on water. Keep showing your stupidity.

 

[Ted]

This:

That would end well.

I'd say you'd better have all your business in order because that wouldn't be the smartest thing to do. It is also not a very adult thing to do. Disagree with politics or religion or whatever else so you instantly think it is time to threaten them?

Secret Service knocking in 3....2....1...

Oooooo.... You're scaring me.

You seem to really think that Barack Obama is going to show up at my front door. Let's see...

I'm not a famous rap artist, or a brainless Hollywood starlett.
I didn't teach socialist dogma at Harvard.
I didn't bundle millions of dollars for his campaign.
I am not an unrepentant domestic terrorist.

I'm thinking there is actually ZERO chance he's going to pay a visit to my humble abode (just slightly less than the chance of him attending a national security briefing).

SO LIGHTEN UP!

No, I know you're not important enough to warrant a visit from him. I just find your line of thinking pathetic and immature.

Wow. That breaks my f%&#ing heart. You know how much I value your opinion.



Shouldn't you be out walking on water or getting nailed to a cross or something?

Did you forget to take your medication today? First off, I have no clue who you are so I don't care if you value my opinion. Second, I don't believe in wizards in the sky that can walk on water. Keep showing your stupidity.

Is the Pissing contest over?

Given that less threatening statements have been deleted by the mods here, particularly those directed at POTUS, it may be a wise idea for it to be done yet again.

 

[Que]

We've only been contacted by three-letter organizations twice this year about posts and about four lawyers in reference to pending or on-going law suites, so this one may be okay.

 

[cesna250]

Im sure he would just want something from me like tax dollars.

 

[actaeon277]

We've only been contacted by three-letter organizations twice this year about posts and about four lawyers in reference to pending or on-going law suites, so this one may be okay.

You can't leave us hanging. This sounds like a thread all by itself.

 

[JetGirl]

We've only been contacted by three-letter organizations twice this year about posts and about four lawyers in reference to pending or on-going law suites, so this one may be okay.

Was it about the candy???!!!

 

[techres]

"Evening M.r President. I'd love to talk to you about how we can save our nation from itself. You want a diet coke or some tea?"

Never pass up the opportunity to build a bridge to avoid a fight.

 

[Ted]

"Evening M.r President. I'd love to talk to you about how we can save our nation from itself. You want a diet coke or some tea?"

Never pass up the opportunity to build a bridge to avoid a fight.

Yep, just like the "Beer Summit".