If God had a carry piece...

[Benjamin]

This thread is wrong in so many ways but oh well. Okay so here it is. If God had a carry piece...
1. What would it be? why?
2. Would God open carry or concealed carry? why?
3. When would God use it (if at all)? why?

 

[shooter521]

I dunno about God, but when people post "WWJC" ("What Would Jesus Carry"), my response is "nothing, but he surrounded himself with 12 well-armed friends."

 

[LPMan59]

if god actually carried a gun, not that he would need one, it would be a 1911.

 

[2cool9031]

Wow....tough question....I don't think God would need to carry anything. Seeing as though he holds everyones life in his hands anyway.
You couldn't get the drop on him because he would know you were there, and what you were thinking. I don't have an answer....Why would a Supreme Being need a man made object?
Many people on this site will say: ( Glock of Course)

 

[ATM]

1. God likes the XDm. I suspect because he inspired the design and loves Croatian children.

2. OC, the flowing robes might hinder his CC draw. Maybe a snubby on the ankle as well.

3. Competition shooting and FNS most likely. Not really for self defense... I mean, He's God.

...and yes, this thread is just wrong!

 

[1/2 shot]

I think he would carry a 1911 since John Browning is around to build him a super custom one in person.

I think he would open carry, but we still wouldn't see it if it were right in front of us.

Probably to bust a cap in Satan's rear every now and then.

 

[wtfd661]

if god actually carried a gun, not that he would need one, it would be a 1911.

Amen, brother.

 

[Slab]

.....it would be a glock 19, the greatest pistol ever created.

 

[dice dealer]

He would carry a single action peacemaker
Just like his hero
John Wayne .....


And yes this is way wrong in SO many ways

 

[techres]

Rabid Throwing-Landsharks. It's the only thing that would work every time and yet not shoot you during reholstering.

 

[IndyBeerman]

He would not have a firearm, but if needed it would be a bolt of lighting

, carried openly with a back pack of fire and brimstone with a side of thunder in his off hand.

Besides, there are no gunfights in heaven

, it's a peaceful place.

 

[kedie]

God would carry a 1911, but only as his backup. For his main weapon he's rockin' a M240B. 7.62mm, belt-fed righteousness.

Oh yeah, and Jesus is humpin' a 60mm tube while the deciples carry the baseplate and ammo.

 

[Bill of Rights]

1. God likes the XDm. I suspect because he inspired the design and loves Croatian children.

2. OC, the flowing robes might hinder his CC draw. Maybe a snubby on the ankle as well.

3. Competition shooting and FNS most likely. Not really for self defense... I mean, He's God.

...and yes, this thread is just wrong!

I think He would carry a cigar, just because it looks cool to carry it.

Not sure about the whole flowing robes thing.

C'mon... who's going to compete against God???

Evidence to support the cigar and the absence of flowing robes:

That is all.

Blessings,
Bill

 

[Agent 007]

A Glock. Because even He can't get spare parts for an XD.

 

[ATM]

Not sure about the whole flowing robes thing.

I may have been thinking of the Dalai Lama. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

-- big hitter, the Lama.

C'mon... who's going to compete against God???

Yeah, that would suck.

God takes his final shot in a perfect string of bullseyes...
It looks like a mirac - It's in the hole!


[/Spackler]

 

[Bigum1969]

God wouldn't have a gun. Haven't you heard, guns are dangerous.

 

[jesse485]

Browning Hi Power, He inspired the design.

 

[drgnrobo]

gold plated 50 cal. desert eagle ,open carry shoulder holster,when child molesters ,convicted terrorist & other unspeakable scum of society was brought to his judgement .OLD TESTAMENT STYLE

 

[CyberGuyPR]

He may have a Mini-14 Ranch with a Hogue stock, but no high capacity mags unless he can show Bill Ruger any kind of LEO credentials.

 

[jmiller676]

1. Dual S&W 500 in shoulder holsters. Well, because he can.
2. Open, because its even more intimidating.
3. He wouldn't need to. It's just for looks.