If Firearms (handguns) were cars...

[trnsplntfrmohio]

Sitting in the A/C with my mind wandering and I came up with this:

Kimber - Cadillac -Top of the line American Cars
Sig - BMW - Best of Best
HK - Mercedes - Best of Best
Browning - Ford - Good Reliable Machines
FNH - Volvo - Reliable and Safe
Ruger - Dodge - Cheap and Built Tough
Taurus - Hyundai - Cheap and Reliable
Glock - Honda - It is after all, a Honda
Springfield - Pontiac - Poor Old Newb thinks it's a Colt
Colt - Chevy - American Standard
Beretta - Fiat - It's Italian Mate
CZ - Volkswagen - You think it's quality until you use it
Hi Point - Mitsubishi - Cheap and not as reliable as it's other counter parts
KelTec - Kia - Cheap cheap and cheap, starts when you need it
Smith and Wesson - Lincoln - Been round forever
Stoeger - Saturn - it's kind of like it's parent company, but not really
Walther - Porsche - cool until you need parts

 

[HDSilvrStreak]

And this is supposed to be funny?

Sitting in the A/C with my mind wandering and I came up with this:

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Springfield - Pontiac - Poor Old N* thinks it's a Colt
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[DocBoCook]

Ignoring the obvious inappropriateness of the Springfield comparison,

What would you call a Norinco?

 

[360]

And this is supposed to be funny?

Major party foul.

 

[garagegunmaker]

CZ - Volkswagen - You think it's quality until you use it

Maybe the new CZ's are like that but there is somthing to be said about there older models like the CZ82 or CZ52 and that is that they are great and reliable guns for a very good price.

 

[ihateiraq]

And this is supposed to be funny?

Ignoring the obvious inappropriateness of the Springfield comparison,

What would you call a Norinco?

Major party foul.

come on guys. n* could mean anything...

maybe youre racist if thats the first word that starts with an "n" that popped into your head.

 

[trnsplntfrmohio]

And this is supposed to be funny?

yes it is suppose to be funny I think you'll get over it.

 

[nova512]

lets just say the n* is (newguy)there everything is better let your mommies kiss you and go back outside and play lmao.

 

[42769vette]

id say glock 21 would have to be a deisel. plenty of power and lasts for ever.

 

[WIZZO499]

I chuckled at Kimber being top of the line.

Not really impressed by the Springfield thing though.

 

[trnsplntfrmohio]

For those of you mad about the Springfield comment how many of you have Called pontiacs exactly that.

 

[DocBoCook]

come on guys. n* could mean anything...

maybe youre racist if thats the first word that starts with an "n" that popped into your head.

if it were anything else, he wouldn't have *'d the rest of the word. don't be naive. Everyone who has ever heard racist jokes knows exactly what he meant.

 

[ihateiraq]

if it were anything else, he wouldn't have *'d the rest of the word. don't be naive. Everyone who has ever heard racist jokes knows exactly what he meant.

im not naive, and i knew exactly what he meant. i was just trying to make a little light of the situation.

im sure african americans everywhere are happy to know that you got offended on their behalf though. /slow clap.

 

[furbymac]

n=negro it was on the census for so barrack the magic negro approved it

 

[DocBoCook]

No, but I'm sure my wife is happy. Speaking of which you know nothing is called ignorance. Why don't you worry about your own home life, and not whom I'm defending. Or why.

And how the hell do you know what my Origin is?

 

[ihateiraq]

No, but I'm sure my wife is happy. Speaking of which you know nothing is called ignorance. Why don't you worry about your own home life, and not whom I'm defending. Or why

well now ive switched from the slow clap to a tiny violin. a thousand pardons on behalf of trnsplntfrmohio. shame on him.

was i wrong? i have a mild variety of esp.

 

[boozoo]

I ought to go alert the CZ group to come give you a bulk helping of negative rep for peeing on our beloved guns!

 

[DocBoCook]

well now ive switched from the slow clap to a tiny violin. a thousand pardons on behalf of trnsplntfrmohio. shame on him.

I don't need your pardons or his and he doesn't need mine, and you wouldn't get it.
He needs to know the power that the word infers, stars replacing the words or otherwise.
You, should not assume anything of anyone. And possibly learn a little tact/Gentlemanship.
Your sarcasm is poor, at best. And it is heavily signified by your Inability to not use it in serious subjects.
Nevermind your rediculous patch about being a crusader. Were you sent by the pope as a warrior to wipe out all muslims in the holy land? No.
I will tell you, I appreciate almost all of your posts about guns, they seem extremely knowledgeable. But your posts of people definetly show your lack of people skills.

 

[ihateiraq]

I don't need your pardons or his and he doesn't need mine, and you wouldn't get it.
He needs to know the power that the word infers, stars replacing the words or otherwise.
You, should not assume anything of anyone. And possibly learn a little tact/Gentlemanship.
Your sarcasm is poor, at best. And it is heavily signified by your Inability to not use it in serious subjects.
Nevermind your rediculous patch about being a crusader. Were you sent by the pope as a warrior to wipe out all muslims in the holy land? No.
I will tell you, I appreciate almost all of your posts about guns, they seem extremely knowledgeable. But your posts of people definetly show your lack of people skills.

some people deal with situations with sarcasm, some people get angry. lifes too short to be mad about some guy on the internet.

 

[Hornett]

If Firearms (handguns) were cars...

Oh yeah...
Oh yeah...
Well, If your Mom was a car...

Somebody finish that for me...