I NEED HELP! A STATE TROOPER STOLE MY WALLET AND ARRESTED ME!

[digitalmonster]

OP's court date is tomorrow!!!!!

We should fill the court room

 

[mainjet]

So how bad do you think Bobby was hurt in the season finale?

Which one is Bobby I hope his injury wasn't bad enough to hurt his "acting ability". Could you imagine how bad that show would be if someone had their acting ability further diminished? They would probably get signed to another season.

 

[jdmack79]

Oh no! Wallet is in the red light district. Say goodbye to that $300 OP.

What can $300 buy you there?

I have never engaged in any exchange of funds with a lady of the night, so I can't tell you an exact price. I have heard that $300 will get a few women for the whole night.

So the fat guy in the white shirt is a hooker... I don't think I will be traveling there for hookers.

People like Grunt need companionship too!

 

[Spazzmodicus]

Talking heads......

 

[churchmouse]

I am posting again so I do not loose my visa status in this thread. I may have something significant to say at some point but I doubt it.

 

[mainjet]

I may have something significant to say at some point but I doubt it.

what you said right there is more than significant enough for this thread at this point in time.

 

[printcraft]

I am posting again so I do not loose my visa status in this thread. I may have something significant to say at some point but I doubt it.

DON'T PUT YOUR VISA IN YOUR WALLET!

 

[Bunnykid68]

snuffleupagus

 

[churchmouse]

DON'T PUT YOUR VISA IN YOUR WALLET!

After reading through this thread I lock "Wallet" in the gun safe at night.

 

[MikeDVB]

OP's court date is tomorrow!!!!!

Ooohhhh...

Thread of the [STRIKE]week[/STRIKE] millennium.

FTFY

After reading through this thread I lock "Wallet" in the gun safe at night.

You know that won't save you from a JBT, right?

 

[churchmouse]

Ooohhhh...
FTFY

You know that won't save you from a JBT, right?

No, but it might keep wallet from getting lost and roaming the world with OP's.

 

[MikeDVB]

No, but it might keep wallet from getting lost and roaming the world with OP's.

Well, if you can manage to not drive on a suspended license with a passenger that likes to throw flaming garbage out the window... You probably don't have too much to worry about in that regard...

You don't strike me as the type somebody would want to pickpocket [ no offense intended ].

 

[stephen87]

Hahahahahahaha, this thread more than delivers! JDMack, thanks for being the go between guy for us and wallet.

 

[dice dealer]

This thread is like a car wreck ..You know its bad but you just can't stop looking

 

[hopper68]

I googled "where's wallet" and I keep getting some dufus hiding in a striped shirt!

 

[grogie]

What an awesome thread. I tried to read much of it, but I have to next drive out to mom's and mow her yard. I sure hope I don't run into Officer Davis. (lol)

 

[JetGirl]

I have to next drive out to mom's and mow her yard. I sure hope I don't run into Officer Davis. (lol)

 

[E'villeGunner]

Oh! The Inhumanity!

 

[JetGirl]

Oh! The Inhumanity!

 

[JetGirl]

OK, who put that JetTag in there and why does it lead to the popcorn thread?! I demand answers. I demand information. I demand chocolate...but that's beside the point. Did Yeager put you up to this?!