I NEED HELP! A STATE TROOPER STOLE MY WALLET AND ARRESTED ME!

[churchmouse]

Well, if you can manage to not drive on a suspended license with a passenger that likes to throw flaming garbage out the window... You probably don't have too much to worry about in that regard...

You don't strike me as the type somebody would want to pickpocket [ no offense intended ].

And none taken. I do not appear to have anything worth picking...............

 

[nothing4u]

Wow this thread is epic. Like the RRO thread on calguns.

 

[Sylvain]

I have never engaged in any exchange of funds with a lady of the night, so I can't tell you an exact price. I have heard that $300 will get a few women for the whole night.


People like Grunt need companionship too!

Yeah right, you heard it from the friend of a friend ... we believe you.

 

[printcraft]

Yeah right, you heard it from the friend of a friend ... we believe you.

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another the wallets been messin' around
They say wallets got a cop friend
They're out late every weekend
They're flipping butts and it's bringin' em down .......

 

[LEaSH]

Rumor has it that Wallet has a doctor's appointment for some weird rash that has showed up.

 

[churchmouse]

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another the wallets been messin' around
They say wallets got a cop friend
They're out late every weekend
They're flipping butts and it's bringin' em down .......

Name the band..................

Great parody...................

 

[littletommy]

I have nothing witty to add, I just haven't posted in here for a while, and wanna keep a foot in the door.

 

[digitalmonster]

I bet the wallet looked like this (gonna need a stomach pump to get it back):

 

[actaeon277]

Name the band..................

Great parody...................

Ummmmm. REO Speedwagon for 100.

 

[churchmouse]

Ummmmm. REO Speedwagon for 100.

Ding ding ding....we have a winner and another old guy giving away his age.

 

[actaeon277]

Ding ding ding....we have a winner and another old guy giving away his age.

I'm not old, I'm just experienced.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Rumor has it that Wallet has a doctor's appointment for some weird rash that has showed up.

Wallet needs to learn what the circular thing in the square wrapper in his inside pocket is for!

 

[Hammerhead]

I posted here. I'm not sure why.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I posted here. I'm not sure why.

Had you waited, you could have posted here instead.

 

[churchmouse]

But I posted here and I like it.
Not really sure why, just a warm fuzzy feeling.....oh man.

 

[tom1025]

 

[cobber]

Any news on George Zimmerman?

 

[JetGirl]

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another the wallets been messin' around
They say wallets got a cop friend
They're out late every weekend
They're flipping butts and it's bringin' em down .......

I don't believe it.



Not for a minute.

 

[Black Cloud]

I don't believe it.



Not for a minute.

Well, it's under the gun, so you take it on the run.

 

[digitalmonster]

after 85 pages should be an easy conviction