I NEED HELP! A STATE TROOPER STOLE MY WALLET AND ARRESTED ME!

[Miketodd]

I can confirm that the Safety Dance isn't all that safe.

Next you're going to say that the Hokey Pokey really isn't what it's all about, aren't you?

 

[jsharmon7]

Anybody up for a group buy on t-shirts for this thread? "I posted in the wallet stealing Trooper thread."

 

[tom1025]

Anybody up for a group buy on t-shirts for this thread? "I posted in the wallet stealing Trooper thread."

You sir are a genius!

 

[Miketodd]

Anybody up for a group buy on t-shirts for this thread? "I posted in the wallet stealing Trooper thread."

 

[Scutter01]

I miss Wallet. I wonder what he's up to today?

 

[gunworks321]

I heard from a reliable source that he is in Key West buying drinks at Sloppy Joe's.

 

[HeadlessRoland]

How bout some dancing shoes? Sometimes I just want to dance!

"We need our guns to keep ourselves from harm. The poor people are burning in the sun. They need a chance: they ain't got a chance. I need a gun cause all I do is dance. All I do is dance."

Bumping a worthy cause. This thread should be stickied and hanged in the public square as a reminder of what happens when one does something stupid.

 

[SumtnFancy]

I would love an update on this story...

 

[MikeDVB]

I would love an update on this story...

Don't hold your breath.

 

[actaeon277]

So Op, I hear your short on funds. Got any firearms you want to sell?

I think the OP has been on long enough to know there is nothing left he can say thAt would change the direction of this thread.

I can confirm that the Safety Dance isn't all that safe.

Next you're going to say that the Hokey Pokey really isn't what it's all about, aren't you?

How about the goat dance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIm8qNirTOk

I would love an update on this story...

 

[Dirtebiker]

Doesn't it depend on which slot you try to use?

Oh no you diuhnt!

 

[tom1025]

I miss Wallet. I wonder what he's up to today?

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Wow, I just can't stop reading this. I haven't seen a train wreck like this in a while.

 

[chezuki]

Wally relaxes after a long day...

 

[VUPDblue]

I am absolutely astounded that the OP has left his original post up and not removed it, and has complained about his real name info being removed. This makes no sense. I really do not get how this kind of stupidity exists.

 

[varasha]

I just can't believe i read all that...did i really spend like 1.5 hours reading that....WTH AM I DOING! WHAT HAS MT LIFE COME TO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSFKAIHEB:N FNIOFNEFK

 

[MikeDVB]

I just can't believe i read all that...did i really spend like 1.5 hours reading that....WTH AM I DOING! WHAT HAS MT LIFE COME TO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSFKAIHEB:N FNIOFNEFK

This won't count towards the goal of 50 quality posts.

 

[IndyDave1776]

I am absolutely astounded that the OP has left his original post up and not removed it, and has complained about his real name info being removed. This makes no sense. I really do not get how this kind of stupidity exists.

My observation is that there are times when I am confronted with people I absolutely cannot understand. Then I reflect on the fact that in order to understand them, I would have to be one of them. Then I find myself thankful that I do not understand them.

I will add that, although it seems that there should be, there are no bottom limits on stupidity or evil.

 

[tom1025]

My observation is that there are times when I am confronted with people I absolutely cannot understand. Then I reflect on the fact that in order to understand them, I would have to be one of them. Then I find myself thankful that I do not understand them.

I will add that, although it seems that there should be, there are no bottom limits on stupidity or evil.

Um.... Well.....

 

[Expat]

I am absolutely astounded that the OP has left his original post up and not removed it, and has complained about his real name info being removed. This makes no sense. I really do not get how this kind of stupidity exists.

Look at his past arrest record....

You're a cop. Look at the people you get to interact with on a daily basis. I bet that not too many of them qualify for the Mensa society.