I just had a bad experience with an INGO member.

[Jack Ryan]

Was leaving Texas Roadhouse tonight, saw a Jeep with an INGO sticker, and honked at it. Next thing I know, the one-finger salute was flying out the drivers window. I should have just exercised my full coverage auto insurance and rear ended his sorry ...

Did it have California plates? May be they were just say'n "Howdy"

 

[Jack Ryan]

I was also incognito and unmarked in my Subaru. Not the average INGO vehicle.

You had it com'n then.

I flip off Subarus all the time just for driving a Subaroo.

 

[SavageEagle]

You had it com'n then.

I flip off Subarus all the time just for driving a Subaroo.

A Subaru is better than a Saab.

I'd Saab too if I was that ugly!

(bad joke, I know the drill. Incoming neg rep!)

 

[JetGirl]

Clearly, INGO needs a super special top secret horn beep "challenge & response".

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

"Shave and a Haircut", perhaps?

 

[TopDog]

OMG!!! that was me you were in some sort of silver suv? I thought you were honking at me to to turn and I was like WTF there is people coming I can't turn. my sincerest apologies I thought you were pissed I hadn't turned. I'll buy you a beer next time we see each other.

Tyler you blew it, you have been a member longer than 360. You should have just said that noobs dont know that was not a the one-finger salute, that gesture means INGO is number 1!

 

[E5RANGER375]

we all need horn that play: FAIL to the chief

 

[JBusch8899]

When I read the title of this topic, I thought I was in trouble for impersonating Scutter01......

The possibilities for a humorous response to that statement are fairly limitless. So much so, that it boggles even the twisted mind.

 

[printcraft]

Clearly, INGO needs a super special top secret horn beep "challenge & response".

Bad idea... what if you fat finger the horn and get it wrong?!?

 

[SavageEagle]

Clearly, INGO needs a super special top secret horn beep "challenge & response".

What happens if (insert INGO member here) has no horn in his truck?

Or what happens if (insert INGO member here) is going to install a Train Horn instead of the factory horn?

 

[Jubbie]

Or what happens if (insert INGO member here) is going to install a Train Horn instead of the factory horn?

I'd say that INGO member is compensating for carrying a subcompact weapon.

 

[Colt556]

We need a horn that sounds like gunfire. I'm sure ppl would get outta the way then, lol.

Epic Thread....

 

[JBusch8899]

What happens if (insert INGO member here) has no horn in his truck?

Or what happens if (insert INGO member here) is going to install a Train Horn instead of the factory horn?

This is INGO. Novelty horn tones are only permitted if they sound like bacon farts.

Though, at the moment, I'm at a loss to what a bacon fart may sound.

 

[Goosepond Monster]

Was leaving Texas Roadhouse tonight, saw a Jeep with an INGO sticker, and honked at it. Next thing I know, the one-finger salute was flying out the drivers window. I should have just exercised my full coverage auto insurance and rear ended his sorry ...

Summertime in Bton and you're going to Texas Roadhouse? You should take advantage of no students and patronize one of the many eat establishments downtown.

 

[tyler34]

What happens if (insert INGO member here) has no horn in his truck?

Or what happens if (insert INGO member here) is going to install a Train Horn instead of the factory horn?

well funny you should say that because my air horns quit working last week(busted clock spring I think) so I couldn't have honked at him if I wanted to. on the plus side I'm using it as an excuse to install a new horn with a P.A. system so I can yell at stupid student bikers and they can hear me.

 

[ATM]

...at the moment, I'm at a loss to what a bacon fart may sound.

Like a normal fart, only better.

 

[printcraft]

well funny you should say that because my air horns quit working last week(busted clock spring I think) so I couldn't have honked at him if I wanted to. on the plus side I'm using it as an excuse to install a new horn with a P.A. system so I can yell at stupid student bikers and they can hear me.

Nah, don't honk.. just put em into the wall and wave as you drive by.

 

[tyler34]

Nah, don't honk.. just put em into the wall and wave as you drive by.

no way! I don't want hippy dirt on my jeep, its corrosive.

 

[Goosepond Monster]

well funny you should say that because my air horns quit working last week(busted clock spring I think) so I couldn't have honked at him if I wanted to. on the plus side I'm using it as an excuse to install a new horn with a P.A. system so I can yell at stupid student bikers and they can hear me.

I was at 10th & Walnut one day and heard some guys in a truck use their P.A. to yell at a guy who was jaywalking. It was quite comical.

 

[SavageEagle]

This is INGO. Novelty horn tones are only permitted if they sound like bacon farts.

Though, at the moment, I'm at a loss to what a bacon fart may sound.

Who said anything about a novelty horn? I'm talking about making a Train Horn/Air Horn my main horn! I don't want one of them girly musical horns...

well funny you should say that because my air horns quit working last week(busted clock spring I think) so I couldn't have honked at him if I wanted to. on the plus side I'm using it as an excuse to install a new horn with a P.A. system so I can yell at stupid student bikers and they can hear me.

I was in the process of adding a PA speaker to my truck via the CB, but the horn seemed to be broken after sitting in the junk yard over the winter... Once I find a horn that works for PA I'm REALLY going to have to restrain myself from yelling at all the stupid drivers on the road....