How would you smuggle it home?

[indyartisan]

312.5 lbs

 

[atvdave]

312.5 lbs

I'll help with a 100 lbs of it.

 

[jbombelli]

Some of you could probably fit that in your ***.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Depending on the size, you could always stash it in your rectum and if you're unable to retrieve it, they could always do a conscious sedation in 14 to get it out for you.

312.5 lbs

I'll help with a 100 lbs of it.

 

[public servant]

How would you smuggle it home?

Are they bigger than a pop bottle?

**edit...Disregard. It was already covered...carry on.

 

[atvdave]

Now that you put it that way............. I'm out.....

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Depending on the size, you could always stash it in your rectum and if you're unable to retrieve it, they could always do a conscious sedation in 14 to get it out for you.

312.5 lbs

I'll help with a 100 lbs of it.

Are they bigger than a pop bottle?

**edit...Disregard. It was already covered...carry on.

Now that you put it that way............. I'm out.....

Yeah..I'm thinking you'd blow out an o-ring or something.

 

[Bill B]

gold is heavy and dense. so is lead. melt the gold, fashion it into scuba weights, paint it grey. Problem solved.

 

[gregkl]

It doesn't take long for a boat to travel from FL to the Bahamas. I have a friend who has a decent fast boat that could make the trip in a few hours. I'd have him come over to "visit" and then take it back.

I would have to find out if authorities bother checking pleasure crafts that decide to make a run for time over to the islands. There are a lot of groups in the boating community that do all kinds of "runs".

I once went out far enough in a small boat that you couldn't see land anymore. No one ever gave us a second look.

 

[atvdave]

We go out deep sea fishing all the time when in FL, never been checked going out or coming back. We spent 2 nights out at sea one time on a fishing trip.

 

[Panama]

UPS!
FedEx service sucks where I live.
USPS would cost way too to 1st class mail it.
Yep, UPS!

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

Gray paint / SCUBA weight angle is the best one. Still heck of a shipping charge - but use your business account!

 

[printcraft]

Look at the couple who found all those gold coins and reported them.

Couple That Found $10 Million in Gold Coins Will Have to Hand Over HOW MUCH in Taxes? | Video | TheBlaze.com
They ow the government 47% of the 10million their supposedly worth, which forces them to sell them because who has 4.7million lying around.

Everyone is entitled to what you got that's whats wrong with this country today.

I knew that was going to happen.

 

[hoosierdoc]

gold is heavy and dense. so is lead. melt the gold, fashion it into scuba weights, paint it grey. Problem solved.

Winner! In fact many gold bars are fake nowadays. I think they use something other than lead but always cut into a bar before you weigh it if buying. Or use another method to dermine it has the proper weight for a given volume.

 

[Bill B]

Winner! In fact many gold bars are fake nowadays. I think they use something other than lead but always cut into a bar before you weigh it if buying. Or use another method to dermine it has the proper weight for a given volume.

What do I get?

 

[CathyInBlue]

Bahamas, you say? Terre Haute's just a quick jaunt across the Gulf of Mexico, up the Mississippi to the Ohio, short trip on the Ohio to the mouth of the Wabash and then up the Wabash as far as possible. Load the gold in a boat in the Bahamas. Off load the gold into my trunk in TH, drive home. Buy a proper safe, lock the gold away in it, and STFU!

 

[gundog60]

Hate to be Davey-Downer but if discovered by the IRS your undeclared income gains would get you a jail cell for tax evasion-just like Al Capone. LOL! The weight belt idea sounds like the best bet and off shore banking sounds like the best place to keep the IRS from finding you out. Gold is a commodity bought and sold all over the globe so why not do a little jet-setting action and become a gold trader?

 

[chezuki]

Hate to be Davey-Downer but if discovered by the IRS your undeclared income gains would get you a jail cell for tax evasion-just like Al Capone. LOL! The weight belt idea sounds like the best bet and off shore banking sounds like the best place to keep the IRS from finding you out. Gold is a commodity bought and sold all over the globe so why not do a little jet-setting action and become a gold trader?

My eyes!!!

 

[Vigilant]

Keister it! Just say in' even though someone has to have already said it.

 

[HeadlessRoland]

gold is heavy and dense. so is lead. melt the gold, fashion it into scuba weights, paint it grey. Problem solved.

Lead is not nearly as dense as gold and all it would take is one customs agent to notice the weight is almost double what it should be and suddenly the course of one's day just got a little more interesting.