These kinds of pranks are the most ill advised ideas. Putting people in fear for their lives and safety is never a good idea.
My reflex in this situation would not be to run.
My first thought was of the great country song, "Drop Kick me Jesus through the Goal posts of Life".I say punt. Then wait for the bus.
I'm blowing my rape whistle and soiling myself. Then running to the nearest balcony and firing two blasts from a double barrel shotgun into the air.
You may wish to soil yourself after you are in final position. Otherwise there is a nice little trail for Chuckie to follow and find you
Obviously you are in need of training. If you don't soil yourself immediately, you're going to get raped on your way to the balcony. This is simple stuff, Doc, try and keep up.
Obviously you are in need of training. If you don't soil yourself immediately, you're going to get raped on your way to the balcony. This is simple stuff, Doc, try and keep up.
Interesting that the only two to attempt to fight back were the two that seemed least likely to.