How Stupid Can People Be?

[Benny]

Your not a coffee junky are you?

Not even slightly.

Coffee and energy drinks make me feel like garbage. I get jittery and my heart hurts.

If I need some caffeine, I usually drink tea. If I'm eating lunch I like flavored water/water with lemon. Any other time I just drink ice water.

I only drink soda if I'm chasing a shot of nasty bourbon.

 

[kawtech87]

Not even slightly.

Coffee and energy drinks make me feel like garbage. I get jittery and my heart hurts.

If I need some caffeine, I usually drink tea. If I'm eating lunch I like flavored water/water with lemon. Any other time I just drink ice water.

I only drink soda if I'm chasing a shot of nasty bourbon.

I hear you. A friend of mine is hyper sensitive to caffine. She cant even drink soda it makes her have heart palpatations.

 

[public servant]

If I need some caffeine, I usually drink tea.

 

[Bunnykid68]

He didn't say Long Island Ice Tea

 

[Benny]

Dude, Dean's Iced Tea that comes in those gallon jugs is the ****. My problem is I end up drinking half of a gallon of it in one sitting.

He didn't say Long Island Ice Tea

Yeah, I'll drink any liquor...As long as it's straight bourbon out of a shot glass.

 

[mrjarrell]

Dude, Dean's Iced Tea that comes in those gallon jugs is the ****. My problem is I end up drinking half of a gallon of it in one sitting.



Yeah, I'll drink any liquor...As long as it's straight bourbon out of a shot glass.

You need to get a gallon from Chik-fil-a. Their sweet tea blows everyone else away.

 

[zippy23]

well he got re elected so that shows you

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

well he got re elected so that shows you

 

[public servant]

Dude, Dean's Iced Tea that comes in those gallon jugs is the ****.

OK...I thought you meant hot, brewed tea. You get a pass.

 

[sepe]

He didn't say he was drinking it with his pinkie sticking out. I'd much prefer some green tea over coffee but my man card was revoked long ago, when I decided I didn't need a check list to tell me I'm a man. I just needed my mommy to tell me what a wonderful man I've become. She also told me I'm quite the catch and any classy lady would be lucky to have me...do you think she lied?

 

[public servant]

He didn't say he was drinking it with his pinkie sticking out. I'd much prefer some green tea over coffee but my man card was revoked long ago, when I decided I didn't need a check list to tell me I'm a man. I just needed my mommy to tell me what a wonderful man I've become. She also told me I'm quite the catch and any classy lady would be lucky to have me...do you think she lied?

Mother's never lie.

 

[mrjarrell]

Sean Connery drinks hot tea. So does Patrick Stewart. There's a flaw in this point of view.

 

[public servant]

Sean Connery drinks hot tea. So does Patrick Stewart. There's a flaw in this point of view.

Damn sissies.

They are both from "across the pond". It's expected.

Benny is from...Evansville?. Not exactly the "refined" capital of the world.

 

[gungirl65]

OK...I thought you meant hot, brewed tea. You get a pass.

I'm a girl can I keep drinking my hot tea with no penality? Right now I am enjoying a nice hot cup of Decaf Mandarin Orchard.

 

[public servant]

I'm a girl can I keep drinking my hot tea with no penality?

Well...yeah. You're a girl.

 

[95wrangler]

I would hope there is no man card to be revoked in the first place!

 

[Ripper]

I love my coffee, but I'll pass on the poo beans!

 

[OkieGirl]

"Harvesting methods remain unchanged in Asipulo, coffee is still picked and processed by loving hands.
The biggest difference is that the new generation of farmers, look to the coffee beans on the forest floor and not the berries in the tree."

LOL...I love the smell of poo brewing in the morning...


Oh, and if you add Whisky (the correct spelling per IndyJohn) to hot tea does that mean your a girl who needs an "honorary Man Card"? I'm lovin' me a hot toddy right now...

 

[gungirl65]

I would hope there is no man card to be revoked in the first place!

Where do you think girls come from silly?

 

[gungirl65]

Well...yeah. You're a girl.

Cool, in that case.....