Found out I'm dead. Might want to make sure you're not.

[Onebad06vtx]

My son recently used https://indianavoters.in.gov/ to make sure he's registered to vote in Indiana after he graduated college. Yep. Good to go.

So I thought I'd check mine for grins, sure that it would return my voter registration. I was shocked when it told me nope!

WTF? So I called the number to ask why it couldn't find my voter registration. They said my registration was canceled because I'm diseased. I assured her that I'm still alive. She said she'd fix that, and that I should be able to check the registration site again in a week and verify my registration.

So. As a PSA, if you think you're registered, you should probably hit the above link and make sure you're not dead too.

You're welcome.

So does that mean you get to vote twice,or is that only if voting democrat?

 

[jamil]

Update: got a voter registration card in today’s mail that says it was processed in 2010. So I’m thinking cool. They got it straightened out.

So I checked the site again, and it still gives me the middle finger. WTF? Apparently I’m still dead.

If I go vote and they say I’m not on the list, I suspect that voter registration card dated 2010 isn’t gonna make a hill-o-beans. Not happy.

 

[KLB]

I mean. Other than the smell of rioting flesh, most people don’t notice.

How does flesh smell when it riots? Is it a burning smell?

 

[jamil]

So if you are listed as dead on the voter records, does that mean you no long have to pay taxes?

I should try to test that theory.

 

[jamil]

How does flesh smell when it riots? Is it a burning smell?

Depends how peaceful.

 

[jamil]

Okay. So I just checked the website. Says my registration is active!