Food Recall: Hot Pockets

[Cameramonkey]

Chicken jalapeño cheddar pretzel mmmmm....

+100. those are to DIE for.

 

[kawtech87]

^*never loan these people your gun *

It goes without saying that you shouldn't eat hot pockets before a range trip. Greasy hands and lack of restrooms on the range. That's just asking for an AD of one kind or the other.

 

[gungirl65]

The older I get the less I like to eat junk like hot pockets. Too much crust and not enough stuffing. I really like Uncrustables though. They fit in my pocket and I can eat them when I get a chance.

 

[RedneckReject]

Chicken jalapeño cheddar pretzel mmmmm....

Those are about the only ones I will eat. So yummy. I had a Cuban one once too. It wasn't half bad

 

[.452browning]

It goes without saying that you shouldn't eat hot pockets before a range trip. Greasy hands and lack of restrooms on the range. That's just asking for an AD of one kind or the other.

LOL! That's not an AD, that is straight negligence...

 

[rhino]

Disdain for Hot Pockets (they're breathtaking) is clearly a sign of Communist inclinations.

 

[wagyu52]

The simple and nutritious way to eat a hot pocket, remove pocket from box and unwrap, discard wrapper and sleeve, drop hot pocket in toilet and flush. Eat box.

 

[kawtech87]

The simple and nutritious way to eat a hot pocket, remove pocket from box and unwrap, discard wrapper and sleeve, drop hot pocket in toilet and flush. Eat box.

Flush pocket. Watch the Jim Gaffigan clip I posted upstream for a good laugh.

 

[kawtech87]

I'm glad it is only the Philly Cheese steak ones. Those are nasty.

I could go for a Chicken, Cheese & broccoli right about now though.

 

[No2rdame]

Let me get this straight. The beef in the Hot Pockets was unfit for human consumption yet McDonald's still serves burgers? Uh, the last time I was there they had the whole thing backward. I gave up trying to explain to the cashier that in normal burgers the meat should be brown and the lettuce green, not the other way around.

 

[Stschil]

Bacon Pockets?? Why are there no Bacon Pockets?

 

[mrjarrell]

Bacon Pockets?? Why are there no Bacon Pockets?

They have a bacon egg and cheese breakfast Hot Pocket. My son used to get them all the time.

 

[bacon#1]

My favorite part is the frozen middle.

 

[printcraft]

Our new improved HotPockets make their own cheese!!

 

[hoosierdoc]

One of the problems with hot pockets is over-microwaving them. I would burn the crap out of my hard palate all the time. I got to where I'd undercook them so I could eat them immediately.

 

[rhino]

The hottest thing known to mankind is the sun. The second hottest thing known to mankind is the cheese inside of a Hot Pocket after it was nuked in a convenience store microwave.

 

[mrjarrell]

Possibly an explanation of the recall. Yuck!

Was Massive Beef Recall Caused By Dairy Cows With Eye Cancer? ? Consumerist

 

[printcraft]

What'cha gonna eat? Crotch Pockets!!!

 

[printcraft]

Hey if SnoopDogg and Kate Upton like them then they can't be all bad.

[video=youtube;_KGDyB_yPmw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KGDyB_yPmw[/video]

 

[tv1217]

Kate Upton has to feed her boobs and...well, we all know why Snoop is down with hot pockets.