Drat!

[Mgderf]

I opened the oven door and a rat ran out.

I wanted to shoot him but he was out of my range...

 

[GregD]

I wonder how long he had been waiting in there to make that run.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I opened the oven door and a rat ran out.

I wanted to shoot him but he was out of my range...

Took me a minute...

 

[Mgderf]

Took me a minute...

Dad jokes rule!

 

[JCSR]

We always kill the rat before baking. Not as fresh as your way but still tasty!

 

[LtScott14]

Was he thirsty? or hungry? or just lonely?
Should whack him and fire up the grill. I got the range part too! Lol

 

[printcraft]

Was he thirsty? or hungry? or just lonely?
Should whack him and fire up the grill. I got the range part too! Lol

'How the hell do you eat river rat? Well, first you gotta cut off the head and the tail,...' - Freejack

Alex Furlong: How the hell do you eat river rat? Eagle Man: Well, first you gotta cut off the head and the tail, and then you gut it. Then it's all a matter of the sauce. You don't just plop down a rodent on a plate and say here's your river rat would you like red wine or white with 'em. Not...

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[femurphy77]

'How the hell do you eat river rat? Well, first you gotta cut off the head and the tail,...' - Freejack

Alex Furlong: How the hell do you eat river rat? Eagle Man: Well, first you gotta cut off the head and the tail, and then you gut it. Then it's all a matter of the sauce. You don't just plop down a rodent on a plate and say here's your river rat would you like red wine or white with 'em. Not...

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+1 for Freejack reference.

 

[jwamplerusa]

We REALLY need that groan emoji!!!

 

[hopper68]

Lost your pet and your supper, bummer dude.

 

[JCSR]

We REALLY need that groan emoji!!!

Feel free to use this.....

 

[2tonic]

Wasn't sure if thread title "Drat" was a Peanuts/Charlie Brown reference, or if it was "d'rat, d'rat", an obvious reference to Herve Villichev, er, Villichez, um, oh Tattoo from FI.

 

[Mgderf]

Wasn't sure if thread title "Drat" was a Peanuts/Charlie Brown reference, or if it was "d'rat, d'rat", an obvious reference to Herve Villichev, er, Villichez, um, oh Tattoo from FI.

Neither, it was from Dudley Doright of the Canadian Mounties.
Snydley Wiplash was constantly saying,
"Drat(s), foiled again..."

 

[2tonic]

Neither, it was from Dudley Doright of the Canadian Mounties.
Snydley Wiplash was constantly saying,
"Drat(s), foiled again..."

That's it. In Peanuts they said "rats".

So, how is Nell?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

That's it. In Peanuts they said "rats".

So, how is Nell?

"On Charlotte Street I take
A walking stick from my hotel
The ghost of Dirty Dick
Is still in search of Little Nell"
-- Mark Knopfler

(I know, not the same Nell, but it still made me think of this song.)