Don't really know how to take this....

[littletommy]

Myself and my wife had dinner at Longhorn steakhouse tonight, and as we're leaving, a woman asks me "are you a professional wrestler?" That is all.

 

[Que]

It's good that you are a nice person.

 

[Vince49]

Myself and my wife had dinner at Longhorn steakhouse tonight, and as we're leaving, a woman asks me "are you a professional wrestler?" That is all.

I suppose that's better than the lady I held the door for who then inquired if I was a professional doorstop?

 

[littletommy]

I suppose that's better than the lady I held the door for who then inquired if I was a professional doorstop?

OMG, yeah, I guess it is! My wife said I should have said yes, and signed my autograph for her.

 

[JetGirl]

Myself and my wife had dinner at Longhorn steakhouse tonight, and as we're leaving, a woman asks me "are you a professional wrestler?" That is all.

Were you wearing tights and a sparkly mask?

 

[Vince49]

Were you wearing tights and a sparkly mask?

You just had to ask didn't you?! Embarrass the poor guy!

 

[IndyMonkey]

 

[MarkM]

That little chubby kid is awsome.

 

[littletommy]

HEY!!! Where did you get my 3rd grade picture?

 

[Naptown]

did you break character?

 

[balorg]

Maybe it was the mask you were wearing?

 

[printcraft]

You should have said: "OH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[jblomenberg16]

You should have said: "OH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

.....as your ripped off your shirt and snapped into a Slim Jim!

 

[Uralguy]

I have this picture of Nacho Libre in my head.

 

[DRob]

So...........

So..........are you a professional wrestler?

 

[rhino]

Yeah, are you?

 

[OAK]

Thats what happens when you carry a 2x4 or a folding chair...




I get that all the time!

 

[kedie]

Congratulations!! When are you due?

 

[04DarkShadowGT]

Im pretty sure this thread is in need of a picture of OP, preferably NOT in spandex.

 

[Farmerjon]

did you break character?

Nope, he just broke wind!