Did I eat it or just a coincidence?

[hoosierdoc]

I can't confirm that I ate it, but I can't honestly deny it either. All I know is I was hungry and in a hurry walking towards the elevator at work. Thoughts?

 

[printcraft]

Eating a little bit of paper now and then never had an effect on me.

I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

way to make that bagel high fiber!

 

[pudly]

You sure this isn't your Pica (eating odd materials) coming out?

 

[GunSlinger]

Looking at the ragged edge there Doc I'd say you ate it. But the proof will come within 24 hours or so during a BM. If you automatically self-wipe you'll have your answer!

 

[threefiftyfour]

we all know what happened. Your fail started with having no bacon and continued through the entire baconless meal. It's no wonder you couldn't taste the paper.

 

[hoosierdoc]

You sure this isn't your Pica (eating odd materials) coming out?

Thanks for the definition I know it was for the others...

If you automatically self-wipe you'll have your answer!

That's perfect! I'm always looking for time savers and I think you just clued me into one.

I'm not really concerned, just thought it was a funny pic and I'd share with you guys. I photograph most of my life it would seem.

 

[printcraft]

............
I'm not really concerned, just thought it was a funny pic and I'd share with you guys. I photograph most of my life it would seem.

Please don't post the end result when you do photograph it.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

or (to go back to 2nd grade), were you the last one to put your thumb on your forehead? if so, you definitely ate it.

 

[danielocean03]

Xylophagia.

 

[pudly]

Xylophagia.

Eating xylophones?

 

[Naptown]

If I could equip any INGOer with a helmet cam, I think it would be you Doc. You just seem interesting.

 

[hopper68]

How tasteless is what your eating when you do not notice a papery taste? Or was the napkin flavored?

 

[85t5mcss]

Doc, it's no worse than eating one of those things that McD's calls a hash brown and you realize part of the greasy wrapper is gone as well. I think it's pretty hilarious that you didn't realize it. Doesn't say much about the cookie you were eating, though. At least the greasy hashbrown wrapper has flavor.

 

[BGDave]

Plausible deny-ability is you friend. (Worked for the Clintonistas)

 

[RedneckReject]

It's just coincidence. Clearly someone else took a bite out of that napkin and it happened to line up perfectly with the bite you took out of your breakfast. Happens to me all the time.

 

[beararms1776]

I can't confirm that I ate it, but I can't honestly deny it either. All I know is I was hungry and in a hurry walking towards the elevator at work. Thoughts?

There are no coincidences, only facts. The fact that "someone" has been eating paper with their cookies, is clearly evident.
Or is it eating cookies with their paper?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Should I say it was a bagel? I'm not sure if I should be offended you guys think I eat cookies using napkins or not

 

[beararms1776]

Should I say it was a bagel? I'm not sure if I should be offended you guys think I eat cookies using napkins or not

Hey, different strokes for different folks.
I correct the cookie to the bagel, but the fact remains for the paper.

 

[Bounty Hunter]

Do not feel too bad.

I once ate the wrapper between two sausage patties. I went to meet my buddy at his house early to go deer hunting. We were both still half asleep, and he decided to cook a big breakfast before we left. I remember commenting about how thick the sausage patties were, and a few minutes after I ate them his Mother came down and cooked some for herself, and we noticed she pulled the patties apart and took the paper out from between them. Who knew. LOL