Destroy-A-Wish (*forum game*)

[darkkevin]

Im gonna start another forum game called Destroy-a-wish.. It goes like this:

1st poster :

I wish I had a new truck

2nd poster:

Wish Granted, but its hot wheels truck

I wish I had more wishes

3rd poster:

Granted, but none of your other wishes will come true.

I wish I had a million dollars..



and so on and so forth..


The point is to grant the previous posters wish, but you put a stipulation in it, to where they wouldn't want the wish anyways.. It can get pretty fun.

Lets give it a Try whaddaya say?

 

[darkkevin]

i'll even go first

i wish i had a faster truck

 

[Scutter01]

Granted, but it's got no brakes.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[Andre46996]

Granted!!

But it is actually a Donkey and you are now part of the famous "Donkey Show"

I wish I had a 12" Pianist.

 

[rbrthenderson]

Granted, but he only plays chopsticks...

I wish I had a new gun.

 

[magic man]

Granted, but he only plays chopsticks...

I wish I had a new gun.

Granted. but its a cap gun.


I wish I had a Spikes Tactical AR15 in .223

 

[darkkevin]

granted but it has no firing pin and they don't make them anymore

i wish i had a sandwich

 

[Andre46996]

granted but it has no firing pin and they don't make them anymore

i wish i had a sandwich

Granted... but it is a sammich....

I wish I had a million bucks.

 

[magic man]

Granted... but it is a sammich....

I wish I had a million bucks.

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish I had a job.

 

[Andre46996]

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish I had a job.

Granted, but it is as a Fluffer.

I wish it was Spring.

 

[redneckmedic]

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish I had a job.

Granted, but now your an INGO mod and you hate surfing INGO because its now work not fun.

I wish this thread would get merged with the original Corrupt a Wish

 

[FordMan08]

Granted, but now your an INGO mod and you hate surfing INGO because its now work not fun.

I wish this thread would get merged with the original Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but now you are banned and can't play.


I wish I lived in a van down by the river.

 

[Mr.Lubie]

Granted, but now you are banned and can't play.


I wish I lived in a van down by the river.

Granted but the 100 year flood just hit

I wish I was special

 

[Andre46996]

Granted but the 100 year flood just hit

I wish I was special

Granted, you are so special you have to wear a helmet and ride the short bus.

I wish I was getting laid instead of on INGO at 1:42 in the morning.

 

[sepe]

Granted, you are so special you have to wear a helmet and ride the short bus.

I wish I was getting laid instead of on INGO at 1:42 in the morning.

Granted, but his name is Bubba and he is 6'6 350 pounds of solid muscle.

I wish I had a 6 pack of midget servants.

 

[Bubba]

Granted, you are so special you have to wear a helmet and ride the short bus.

I wish I was getting laid instead of on INGO at 1:42 in the morning.

Granted. His name is Jim, he's passionate about the environment, drives a powder blue Honda Civic, and he's going to make you gluten-free waffles and vegan-approved soy bacon in the morning.

I wish I could get more sleep.

Edit:

Granted, but his name is Bubba and he is 6'6 350 pounds of solid muscle.

You flatter me, Sir!

 

[Benny]

Granted, but his name is Bubba and he is 6'6 350 pounds of solid muscle.

Edit:You flatter me, Sir!

Sorry, I'd contribute but I'm laughing too hard right now.

 

[IncendiaryGunner]

I wish I had a 6 pack of midget servants.

Granted, but they never stop singing Willy Wonka songs.

I wish I could get more sleep.

Granted, but you will have nightmares about your time spent with Andre46996

I wish my girlfriend did not use my 1903 stock to dig her car out of the snow.

 

[Bubba]

Granted, but they never stop singing Willy Wonka songs.



Granted, but you will have nightmares about your time spent with Andre46996

I wish my girlfriend did not use my 1903 stock to dig her car out of the snow.

Granted. She uses your Rigby double rifle chambered in .470NE instead.

I wish I had a Rigby double rifle.

 

[steve666]

Granted, but it's in a blackpowder caliber that is no longer manufactured.

I wish I was rich.