Darn Dirty Bikers!

[jagee]

Picture from here: Mother Forbids Her Daughter To Talk To The "Dirty Biker"... His Response Is Priceless. - quickmeme

 

[nakinate]

Yeah, dirty bikers are the worst!

 

[printcraft]

Is there such a thing as a clean biker?
I mean, if you ride you invariably get dirty at some point....

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Sucks when people make generalizations about you, huh.

 

[GregD]

Good one Frank, you are right.

 

[Tnichols00]

I would happily let me child talk to a dirty biker.... Now a liberal? I defiantly would let him know... "Son, we don't talk to people with pineapples up there behinds"

 

[ces6508]

If you look like a duck and walk like a duck, why wouldn't people treat you like a duck?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Is there such a thing as a clean biker?
I mean, if you ride you invariably get dirty at some point....

That's what fairings are for...

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Is there such a thing as a clean biker?
I mean, if you ride you invariably get dirty at some point....

Zoom-splats (err...sports bike riders) out run the dirt, so they stay pretty clean until they get to the crash site. Gold Wing riders *may* get dirty, but their built in Rider Vacuumer and Espresso Maker immediately de-dirts them and provides them with a tiny coffee to settle their nerves. BMW riders wear so much reflective clothing you can't look directly at them, so no one knows if they get dirty or not.

Harley guys are the worst, the constant cloud of oil surrounding them really makes the dirt stick.

 

[jagee]

Zoom-splats (err...sports bike riders) out run the dirt, so they stay pretty clean until they get to the crash site. Gold Wing riders *may* get dirty, but their built in Rider Vacuumer and Espresso Maker immediately de-dirts them and provides them with a tiny coffee to settle their nerves. BMW riders wear so much reflective clothing you can't look directly at them, so no one knows if they get dirty or not.

Harley guys are the worst, the constant cloud of oil surrounding them really makes the dirt stick.

 

[Gluemanz28]

If you look like a duck and walk like a duck, why wouldn't people treat you like a duck?

Because ducks stick their heads up their butt. This is the same thing people do that judge others. Judge not lest ye be judged!

 

[TheEngineer]

Because ducks stick their heads up their butt. This is the same thing people do that judge others. Judge not lest ye be judged!

Couldn't agree more (FIFY, but that's not the point)

Plus, its really easy for them to talk out of their butt with their head shoved so far up it

 

[singlesix]

If you look like a duck and walk like a duck, why wouldn't people treat you like a duck?

Please tell me you forgot the purple.

 

[Gluemanz28]

I hear crickets cherping.



Me thinks the pilot flew away.

 

[jagee]

If you look like a duck and walk like a duck, why wouldn't people treat you like a duck?

If you own a gun and carry a gun, why wouldn't people treat you like a crazy gunman/serial killer/all around bad guy?

 

[TheEngineer]

I hear crickets cherping.



Me thinks the pilot flew away.

...to the classifieds.

 

[Gluemanz28]

...to the classifieds.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

It took him a year to get there...

 

[kawtech87]

The OP pretty much describes most of the bikers I have met over the years.

Zoom-splats (err...sports bike riders) out run the dirt, so they stay pretty clean until they get to the crash site. Gold Wing riders *may* get dirty, but their built in Rider Vacuumer and Espresso Maker immediately de-dirts them and provides them with a tiny coffee to settle their nerves. BMW riders wear so much reflective clothing you can't look directly at them, so no one knows if they get dirty or not.

Harley guys are the worst, the constant cloud of oil surrounding them really makes the dirt stick.

This is all also very true. ^^^ But you forgot the Adventure Touring riders. Unless you clumped them in with the BMW riders which would be easy to do. But they really do deserve their own category. I have never met a bunch of guys that fit the description of a "dweeb" better than the hard core adventure touring guys. There just isn't a better word for them. They are the nerds of the biker world. Always Super smart, usually engineers, geologists or similar occupation, and great riders but they don't go anywhere with out an entire campsite on their back.

 

[IN_Sheepdog]

Sucks when people make generalizations about you, huh.

Oh, we aren't going to turn this into a JBT discussion now are we??

Actually, as a 6'3 270 pound guy, (who rides oily Harley's) I can relate... I do however like the Idea of the Expresso Maker and the Automatic Vacuum Cleaner... hummm..