COVID OMICRON Thread

[KLB]

I'll get a new one where a vaccine syringe replaces the gun lolol

Make sure it has a mask.

 

[mbills2223]

Make sure it has a mask.

N95, surgical, or cloth? I'm looking for maximum triggering on all sides of the spectrum.

 

[KLB]

N95, surgical, or cloth? I'm looking for maximum triggering on all sides of the spectrum.

Oh cloth, definitely.

 

[jamil]

Make sure it has a mask.

Speaking of masks.



Get yer Fauci pendant!

 

[mbills2223]

Oh cloth, definitely.

Hold on though, chef's kiss, does the mask say "Let's go Brandon", "Trump 2024" or "Proud Democrat". I can't think of any other phrases to get people fired up but surely one of those should do.

 

[mbills2223]

Speaking of masks.



Get yer Fauci pendant!

Can you just let me derail another thread in peace?

 

[KLB]

Hold on though, chef's kiss, does the mask say "Let's go Brandon", "Trump 2024" or "Proud Democrat". I can't think of any other phrases to get people fired up but surely one of those should do.

Fauci is the Science

 

[KG1]

I don't have the energy to go back and quote the posts after my last post in here where people thought I was an ******* (which I am) calling you guys hypocrites. The point I was trying to make is that people on the left could reasonably call you hypocritical referring to whatever that guy's name was as Doctor. I was not calling anyone in here a hypocrite or saying that referring to him as such was hypocritical.

Sincerely,

Dr. Mbills2223, PharmD

Point acknowledged. I’ll concede the last word Dr. Mbills.

Sincerely,

(Not) Dr. KG1, ParmC(heese)

 

[mbills2223]

Point acknowledged. I’ll concede the last word Dr. Mbills.

Sincerely,

(Not) Dr. KG1, ParmC(heese)

Lmao, did you just try to get the last word while conceding the last word? No way...you can't concede the last word because I'm conceding the last word...

 

[KG1]

Lmao, did you just try to get the last word while conceding the last word? No way...you can't concede the last word because I'm conceding the last word...

You caught me. From one ahole to another. (Not Dr. of Proctology)

 

[bobzilla]

You caught me. From one ahole to another. (Not Dr. of Proctology)

Would you like to join my political party?

 

[wtburnette]

Anyone else confused by the two Gadsen Flags arguing with each other?

I wasn't arguing with mbills as I'm not a masochist. I was just replying to what he had stated about how he sourced a lot of meds that the hospitals then wouldn't use. The senate testimony of a number of doctors said that these drugs were much safer and much more effective than what the hospitals chose to treat patients with. I don't care who gave them their marching orders, they were wrong. People need to wake up and understand that people are dying because they aren't able to get the cheap, effective drugs that would save their lives.

 

[jamil]

I wasn't arguing with mbills as I'm not a masochist. I was just replying to what he had stated about how he sourced a lot of meds that the hospitals then wouldn't use. The senate testimony of a number of doctors said that these drugs were much safer and much more effective than what the hospitals chose to treat patients with. I don't care who gave them their marching orders, they were wrong. People need to wake up and understand that people are dying because they aren't able to get the cheap, effective drugs that would save their lives.

If we’re talking about treatments, after my son tested positive for covid, the ER doc basically told him to go home and come back if he turns blue. The way they worded it was if he feels like he can’t breathe, but my way sounds more dun dun dun, dramatic.

Anyway it doesn’t sound to me like they were very interested in becoming involved until it’s too late anyway. No advice on anything. Just go home. He’s in his early 20s, in good health. Fit enough. So Maybe they figured he’d be fine.

 

[Magyars]

If we’re talking about treatments, after my son tested positive for covid, the ER doc basically told him to go home and come back if he turns blue. The way they worded it was if he feels like he can’t breathe, but my way sounds more dun dun dun, dramatic.

Anyway it doesn’t sound to me like they were very interested in becoming involved until it’s too late anyway. No advice on anything. Just go home. He’s in his early 20s, in good health. Fit enough. So Maybe they figured he’d be fine.

Hope he makes a full recovery.

 

[jamil]

Can you just let me derail another thread in peace?

NO! You must have your Fauci pendant! It will ward off the evil spirits who would infect you with covid! It’s the only way out of the pandemic. Do your part. We’re all in this together. Stop putting grandma at risk. We don’t care about grandpas, they’re all *******s. Do it…for the children.

What’s that you say? The package says “warning: this pendant does not prevent covid” above the “made in China” print? Oh. Uh. Yeah. Don’t worry about that. Just like the masks, it’s only there to protect the manufacturers er soothsayers from liability in case you wear it wrong. It’s actually as effective as vaccines. Trust the science. The study we just endorsed proves the Fauci pendant is the bomb. It’s the only way to defeat this virus.

 

[mbills2223]

NO! You must have your Fauci pendant! It will ward off the evil spirits who would infect you with covid! It’s the only way out of the pandemic. Do your part. We’re all in this together. Stop putting grandma at risk. We don’t care about grandpas, they’re all *******s. Do it…for the children.

What’s that you say? The package says “warning: this pendant does not prevent covid” above the “made in China” print? Oh. Uh. Yeah. Don’t worry about that. Just like the masks, it’s only there to protect the manufacturers er soothsayers from liability in case you wear it wrong. It’s actually as effective as vaccines. Trust the science. The study we just endorsed proves the Fauci pendant is the bomb. It’s the only way to defeat this virus.

This particular pendant is autographed and it was also rubbed on his gooch so it works extra good. I wear it proud with a long chain so I can put it in my mouth when I get anxious (under my mask obviously).

 

[jamil]

Hope he makes a full recovery.

Sorry. I should have made sure the context indicated past tense. He did recover. He had some chest congestion that lasted a couple of weeks after. He’s fine now. Far as he can tell. He’s still a smartass zoomer though.

 

[KLB]

This particular pendant is autographed and it was also rubbed on his gooch so it works extra good. I wear it proud with a long chain so I can put it in my mouth when I get anxious (under my mask obviously).

But you have to remove your mask! I hope you are rubbing hand sanitizer all over your hands and the pendant before and after you do that.

 

[mbills2223]

But you have to remove your mask! I hope you are rubbing hand sanitizer all over your hands and the pendant before and after you do that.

You know those beer drinking helmets? I have one of those but with sanitizer. Hasn't left this brilliant noggin in two long years. #bigbrain

 

[mbills2223]

You know those beer drinking helmets? I have one of those but with sanitizer. Hasn't left this brilliant noggin in two long years. #bigbrain

Disclaimer.... Don't consume hand sanitizer... I'm an expert.