C'mere Tom Turkey

[Ashkelon]

Anybody else walk outside this morning and notice the nice warm morning and say to themselves "C'mere Tom Turkey! Its almost time......."

 

[fireman1328]

Yeppers, turkey and shroom hunting, don't get any better than that!!!!!!!!!

Fire

 

[techres]

Tell us more of this "turkey hunting"!

Seriously, never done it before....

 

[fullauto 45]

Tell us more of this "turkey hunting"!

Seriously, never done it before....

Turkey Hunting 101
Class let's begin with this.
Get everything from your head to your toes in the best camouflage you can find. Buy a very expensive camo gun that you have always been wanting. Get up real early in the morning, usually about two to three hours before day break. Go to your favorite spot in the woods and take a nap. When you wake at that sudden noise, don't breath or fart wrong, you'll scare everything that has become acclimated to you. Get out your turkey call kit you just got at Grander Mountain or Ima Dick's. Play with it, try to call in a bird, but after about 30 minutes of nothing but squirrels laughing at you, throw it away. After several hours and many prized bucks walking within spitting distance, and you can't touch them, get up and go back to your truck. Pop open the cooler and have a sliced turkey sandwich and a cold beer. And another. Lay in the back of the truck and take another nice nap. Get up sometime in late afternoon and drive back to the house. Still in all your camo gear and face paint. Tell the wife how many you saw, but just couldn't get that shot you wanted.
Tell all your buddies how much fun it is. Get them to try it. It's a blast.

That's Turkey Hunting.....​

not that crap you see on the outdoor channel!

 

[spainy79]

Turkey Hunting 101
Class let's begin with this.
Get everything from your head to your toes in the best camouflage you can find. Buy a very expensive camo gun that you have always been wanting. Get up real early in the morning, usually about two to three hours before day break. Go to your favorite spot in the woods and take a nap. When you wake at that sudden noise, don't breath or fart wrong, you'll scare everything that has become acclimated to you. Get out your turkey call kit you just got at Grander Mountain or Ima Dick's. Play with it, try to call in a bird, but after about 30 minutes of nothing but squirrels laughing at you, throw it away. After several hours and many prized bucks walking within spitting distance, and you can't touch them, get up and go back to your truck. Pop open the cooler and have a sliced turkey sandwich and a cold beer. And another. Lay in the back of the truck and take another nice nap. Get up sometime in late afternoon and drive back to the house. Still in all your camo gear and face paint. Tell the wife how many you saw, but just couldn't get that shot you wanted.
Tell all your buddies how much fun it is. Get them to try it. It's a blast.

That's Turkey Hunting.....​

not that crap you see on the outdoor channel!

I had one buddy tell me to be prepared to spend a lot of money and waste lots of time in order to get one. I've got nothin' but time!

 

[Ashkelon]

A buddy of mine once said "If a turkey has a sense of smell like a deer we could never get one. " Their vision is incredible. But they are yummy

 

[VanillaThunder]

Turkey Hunting 101
Class let's begin with this.
Get everything from your head to your toes in the best camouflage you can find. Buy a very expensive camo gun that you have always been wanting. Get up real early in the morning, usually about two to three hours before day break. Go to your favorite spot in the woods and take a nap. When you wake at that sudden noise, don't breath or fart wrong, you'll scare everything that has become acclimated to you. Get out your turkey call kit you just got at Grander Mountain or Ima Dick's. Play with it, try to call in a bird, but after about 30 minutes of nothing but squirrels laughing at you, throw it away. After several hours and many prized bucks walking within spitting distance, and you can't touch them, get up and go back to your truck. Pop open the cooler and have a sliced turkey sandwich and a cold beer. And another. Lay in the back of the truck and take another nice nap. Get up sometime in late afternoon and drive back to the house. Still in all your camo gear and face paint. Tell the wife how many you saw, but just couldn't get that shot you wanted.
Tell all your buddies how much fun it is. Get them to try it. It's a blast.

That's Turkey Hunting.....​

not that crap you see on the outdoor channel!

repped for the spot-on accuracy.

 

[pgw0321321]

Turkey Hunting 101
Class let's begin with this.
Get everything from your head to your toes in the best camouflage you can find. Buy a very expensive camo gun that you have always been wanting. Get up real early in the morning, usually about two to three hours before day break. Go to your favorite spot in the woods and take a nap. When you wake at that sudden noise, don't breath or fart wrong, you'll scare everything that has become acclimated to you. Get out your turkey call kit you just got at Grander Mountain or Ima Dick's. Play with it, try to call in a bird, but after about 30 minutes of nothing but squirrels laughing at you, throw it away. After several hours and many prized bucks walking within spitting distance, and you can't touch them, get up and go back to your truck. Pop open the cooler and have a sliced turkey sandwich and a cold beer. And another. Lay in the back of the truck and take another nice nap. Get up sometime in late afternoon and drive back to the house. Still in all your camo gear and face paint. Tell the wife how many you saw, but just couldn't get that shot you wanted.
Tell all your buddies how much fun it is. Get them to try it. It's a blast.

That's Turkey Hunting.....​

not that crap you see on the outdoor channel!

Yea, but I can hardly wait!

 

[PsYcHo SqUiRrEl]

I've never turkey hunted, but it sounds kinda like how I deer hunt! Sounds like fun!

 

[colt45er]

I have never been Turkey hunting.....but I have always wanted to try....

Yes that is me waiting for someone to realize they need to take someone new turkey hunting this year...

 

[nighthawk80]

Turkey Hunting 101
Class let's begin with this.
Get everything from your head to your toes in the best camouflage you can find. Buy a very expensive camo gun that you have always been wanting. Get up real early in the morning, usually about two to three hours before day break. Go to your favorite spot in the woods and take a nap. When you wake at that sudden noise, don't breath or fart wrong, you'll scare everything that has become acclimated to you. Get out your turkey call kit you just got at Grander Mountain or Ima Dick's. Play with it, try to call in a bird, but after about 30 minutes of nothing but squirrels laughing at you, throw it away. After several hours and many prized bucks walking within spitting distance, and you can't touch them, get up and go back to your truck. Pop open the cooler and have a sliced turkey sandwich and a cold beer. And another. Lay in the back of the truck and take another nice nap. Get up sometime in late afternoon and drive back to the house. Still in all your camo gear and face paint. Tell the wife how many you saw, but just couldn't get that shot you wanted.
Tell all your buddies how much fun it is. Get them to try it. It's a blast.

That's Turkey Hunting.....​

not that crap you see on the outdoor channel!

Oh ya your getting Repp'd for that!!!!

 

[JByer323]

Never been, from everything I've ever heard fullauto is dead on, but man, it sounds like a blast.

 

[Propilot1957]

The weather is just going to get better too for both mushroom and turkey hunting.

 

[Sasquatchhunter]

when does turkey season start? I might go down home and try my hand at it. Never tried it before but beer and turkey sandwiches sound pretty delicious

 

[csaws]

It started April 22 and it ends May 10

 

[redneckmedic]

Best time to turkey hunt is during fall deer season in Dec. I saw about 20 of them in my tree stand out of season! Prob. won't see any next week!

 

[Ashkelon]

Best time to turkey hunt is during fall deer season in Dec. I saw about 20 of them in my tree stand out of season! Prob. won't see any next week!

I second that!!!