Carried away by questions about where they can carry!

[Jack Ryan]

If answers to these questions confuse you,
Just get the book by Bryan Lee Ciyou.

For a measly $24.95,
You'll get answers less the jive.

It's cleverly titled, "Indiana Handgun Law."
Read it and these questions will no longer gnaw.

If I own that book can I sit on the center console with my holster duct taped to my head and a loaded unassebled rifle in my car with in 2000 feet of a school or on a grocery store parking lot that has Kiwis on sale?

 

[Jay]

If I own that book can I sit on the center console with my holster duct taped to my head and a loaded unassebled rifle in my car with in 2000 feet of a school or on a grocery store parking lot that has Kiwis on sale?

Jack....get closer to the school..... you left the "M" out.... unassebled is unassembled..... just sayin'

 

[Robert Richardson]

Some guys have way too much time on their hands.

 

[DissonantEscapist]

What about upon my back, going down the Monon track?
Can I have it, Mayor Ballard, in case of attack by angry mallard?

 

[1946]

"Some guys have way too much time on their hands." But that's part of what INGO is all about!

 

[Eddie]

How about a liberal version:

I would not could not in a car;
I would not could not in a bar;

I will not lock it in a case;
I will not take it any place.

I won't conceal I won't OC;
guns are dangerous, you see.

So now I'm sitting here unarmed;
the world is safe; there'll be no harm.

What was that noise? The lights went out.
In the dark I hear a shout.

I grab my phone, the line is dead;
feelings of fear now fill my head.

No where to hide, no where to run;
dang I wish I had a gun.

 

[Sanguine Samurai]

How about a liberal version:

I would not could not in a car;
I would not could not in a bar;

I will not lock it in a case;
I will not take it any place.

I won't conceal I won't OC;
guns are dangerous, you see.

So now I'm sitting here unarmed;
the world is safe; there'll be no harm.

What was that noise? The lights went out.
In the dark I hear a shout.

I grab my phone, the line is dead;
feelings of fear now fill my head.

No where to hide, no where to run;
dang I wish I had a gun.

funny stuff