Caption this pic - July 4th weekend edition

[Hillbilly]

Ok, I'm ready to fire up the grill.

 

[Phil502]

Lets hear her complain about my my premature ejaculation now.

 

[jsharmon7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7r-V1id038

 

[Hillbilly]

This picture inspired John Cougar Mellencamp to write "Hurt So Good".

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

http://youtu.be/_KsaAdKRkaA

ff to about 2:40

 

[Hillbilly]

So I've got this new girlfriend. The best part, she loves knives too! Her name is Lorena Bobbitt.

 

[Naptown]

should have had the mild sauce...

 

[rjstew317]

I got some cream that will clear that right up....................damn ex girlfriends

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

for the human torch, puberty was an ...er... interesting time.

 

[Hillbilly]

So I've got this new girlfriend. The best part, she loves knives too! Her name is Lorena Bobbitt.

In the spirit of "Fix the joke baby"......

My last girlfriend was Lorena Bobbitt, but the doctors say I'm better than ever now!

 

[Prestige WorldWide]

These were my favorites and it's a hard job to pick just one. Thanks to everyone for all the funny captions.

Dear Penthouse I never thought this would happen to me but.....woodwalker
Lets hear her complain about my my premature ejaculation now.Phil502
The instructions said not to hold it in my hand! Suprtek
I knew I should have called the doctor after four hours. Noland
Don't worry dear, the ad says this home vasectomy kit is guaranteed to work. Mr. Habib
After their seventh child, Bob decided to take matters into his own hands.jsharmon7


SO THE WINNER IS.......................................................

Dear Penthouse I never thought this would happen to me but.....woodwalker

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

congrats woodwalker

 

[DRob]

Borrowed phrase that is suitable with distressing frequency.............

"Hey y'all. Hold my beer and watch this!"

 

[woodwalker]

Thanks Prestige. What do I win

 

[Prestige WorldWide]

winner gets

tell you guys what I'll let my wife pick the best caption and the winner will get a paracord gift pack.

So did you even know there was a contest or you're just that funny naturally?

 

[Cherryspringer]

There's a burning sensation when I urinate, but it's cool, it was all worth it.

 

[woodwalker]

Both